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Robert
17th February 2013, 12:37
Fantastic News from Social Security concerning
Pensions and Benefits






ما نقش سايهدگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفت
نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايهدگر نمي دان نوراگر رفت سايه. ر رفت ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ماسايه
ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفتسايه پيدانيست نقشديوار و چشم خيره ماپيدا

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pete
17th February 2013, 13:59
Hiya Big Bob,

Good to see that we are doing everything we can for those less fortunate than we are, and I assume that Benefit advisors will be on hand to make sure that claimants will get everything they ask for . Yes keep us informed Bob , one less thing to worry about.

Regards
Pete

roy
17th February 2013, 15:04
Hi Bob,
At least you got something in writing that makes sense,clear, concise and very useful.
Very good of you to share this valid information.
Thanks.

Roy.

Alienista606
17th February 2013, 15:05
i cant read this.... my English is so week now.....and now i know my teacher haven't any Persian influence....

teynhambees
17th February 2013, 15:09
Bob,

It says 'wonderful news you've got loads of money coming your way and you can have cream cake every day! Happy Birthday!!'

DWP

roy
17th February 2013, 15:10
Hi Max,
Try to put your glasses on upside down, hum your favourite tune and tap your fingers on the table, it will then be as clear as mud.

Your very welcome.

Roy.

Rory
17th February 2013, 16:03
Hi Bob
When you post a comment , it always makes good reading.
When does the new Persian carpet arrive to get you from loo to lounge?
Incidentally, I think there is a typo in the second line of the message which may be misleading to people from Nettlebed,

Rory

john
17th February 2013, 18:16
Hi Max, Rob etc.
This is google translate best shot - hope it helps.


We don not Sayhdgr the light if the light went out. The left
If you can not find the light went shadow eyes staring at the wall and we don not Sayhdgr role was thanks Nvragr. We went to the wall and staring eyes, not another shade of light down the walls of the staring Pydanyst Rftsayh Masayh
We can not wait to don the shadow of the wall and staring eyes, light eyes and stared at the Rftsayh Pydanyst Nqshdyvar Mapyda

You should be able to use google translate to send a suitable response.

john

Alienista606
18th February 2013, 07:57
john.....
I founded this on Google so this is why i know was Persian but still this havent any sense for me.

roy
18th February 2013, 09:20
Hi Max,
Knew you was a clever bunny, now it's confirmed.

Roy.

john
18th February 2013, 11:00
Hi Max,
I think big Bob was only joking with his original post and I would think he had no idea what he posted. I was only curious when you said it was Persian so used google to translate. It makes no sense to me but probably because it is a computer translation.
I don't know if anyone on the forum understands Persian but if they do you may get a better translation. It sounds like part of a book or short story but I suspect we will never know how the tale ends.
My post was only meant to be funny - not to be taken seriously.

John

roy
18th February 2013, 11:21
Hi John
Have to put a health warning on your posts, can cause laughs.im afraid like you not really into pershian
some would say English not much better.Bob will be able to provide the answer.

Roy.

Robert
18th February 2013, 13:02
Yes John you were right, it's double dutch to me also, perhaps dd should be added to dss forms as every thing else is
.After reading most of their forms and Pat asks what is that about I generally answer they're talking b#####ks perhaps another language to add
Regs Bob ps on reflection perhaps I should have posted under joke for today

Alienista606
18th February 2013, 13:43
Roy john all all gang.....
so can i say this way......
writing left to right was a boring so my proposition to go ahead .....

یک جوان عرب، پدر خود را می پرسد :
- چه شده است این کلاه عجیب و غریب می پوشند؟
- این "chechia" است. در صحرا سر خود را از نور خورشید محافظت می کند!
- و این لباس پوشیدن ما چیست؟
- این "djbellah" است. در صحرا، هوا خیلی گرم است و از آن محافظت بدن شما!
- و این کفش های زشت ما روی پای ما چه هستند؟
- اینها "babouches"، که ما را از سوختن پاهای خود را در بیابان!
- من بابا بگویید؟
- بله پسرم؟
- چرا فاک ما آنها را پوشیده در برادفورد؟

BuzzerB
18th February 2013, 14:26
Roy john all all gang.....
so can i say this way......
writing left to right was a boring so my proposition to go ahead .....

یک جوان عرب، پدر خود را می پرسد :
- چه شده است این کلاه عجیب و غریب می پوشند؟
- این "chechia" است. در صحرا سر خود را از نور خورشید محافظت می کند!
- و این لباس پوشیدن ما چیست؟
- این "djbellah" است. در صحرا، هوا خیلی گرم است و از آن محافظت بدن شما!
- و این کفش های زشت ما روی پای ما چه هستند؟
- اینها "babouches"، که ما را از سوختن پاهای خود را در بیابان!
- من بابا بگویید؟
- بله پسرم؟
- چرا فاک ما آنها را پوشیده در برادفورد؟

Brilliant Max, absolutely brilliant!

Keith.

Alienista606
18th February 2013, 14:53
suddenly we was in Peterborough last week and in Quinsgate shopping centre we feel more like in Punjab....
for us was unpleasant experience cos my wife have weary bad experience how they can be rude to young white girl

roy
18th February 2013, 15:27
Hi Max,
Sounds awful hope Agnes ok. Still haven't cracked the code like clever Keith who is sipping a refreshing glass of wine,
Smugly in the beautiful Spanish sunshine,listening to the warm Mediterranean Sea wash over the sun drenched sandy
Beech looking at the beautiful girls tanning themselves.

Best wishes.

Roy..

Alienista606
18th February 2013, 15:29
roy agnes ok tx but she spend in Pobo nearly 3y some time a go and she have very bad memory of this time

Robert
18th February 2013, 16:16
Hey Roy,when I get better I'm going to Majorka and start a "Ladies get your sun tan lotion rubbed in here free" business of course I would have to take the ruff with the smooth,perhaps you could be my apprentice and start off with the ruff.

BuzzerB
18th February 2013, 16:26
Roy,

You have now sussed my real reason for staying here in Spain.:cool:

However cracking the code is down to one half of "The Road To-" duo!

Keith.

john
18th February 2013, 17:10
Hi again Max,

Just translated your words and I cannot post them because the moderator will be cross.

Ha, Ha.

john

Andrew
18th February 2013, 17:25
Hi again Max,

Just translated your words and I cannot post them because the moderator will be cross.

Ha, Ha.

john

Max, you are lucky I don't speak fluent Persian :rolleyes: ....yet! :D

Alienista606
18th February 2013, 18:59
hehehe so now we have method for our moderating mood...

Rory
18th February 2013, 21:05
Roy
Just a thought
If you were going into the ladies ' tan business in Spain with Keith and Bob , you could provide the additional service of ' spray on tan'.
It would not smell very nice but would be quicker and save getting your hands messy ?
I am sure you would bend over backwards to make the venture work !
Keith , make sure there is a no smoking sign in a prominent place

Rory

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