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    Ha ha - love it! X

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    A man died and went to Heaven.

    As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of
    clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has
    ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands
    on your clock move."

    "Oh", said the man "Whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The hands have
    never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
    hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in
    his entire life."

    "Where's Donald Trump's clock?" asked the man.



    St. Peter replied, "We're using it as a ceiling fan."
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    You don't change do you Terry? .... Thank heavens! That's so funny!!!
    X Nettie

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    Terry that's brilliant! Gave my hubbie a laugh too. Don't know where you get them from!
    Bern

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    I get loads sent to me from different people that know me, Bern;

    Love Terry
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    Keep them coming please guys!😂😂😂😂

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    I like that!
    My kind of joke��

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    Bern and Ellie;

    There is a new company that has just started doing brain transplants.

    To have a man's brain transplanted in cost twice as much as it would for a woman's brain.

    No, it's not because they are half the size.

    This is because a man's brain has been only a little used.

    Love Terry

    PS:- I do apologize for any offence caused to men
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    Ha ha! You two are as bad as each other! xx

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    Last edited by Terry; 2nd October 2017 at 20:06.
    TB once said that "The forum is still the best source for friendship and information."

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