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    New top ten - things which are always funny
    1. People tripping and then turning the trip in to some sort of run
    2. People walking into lamp posts
    3. Random noises which sound like farts
    4. Watching some on round around a brush ten times then try and run in a straight line
    5. Drunk people falling over
    6. Double entendres
    7. Other people getting hit in the nits
    8. Pulling a chair away from someone about to sit down
    9. Dogs or cats trying to run then stop on laminate flooring
    10. Pub singers

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    Great at last . Your first one reminds me of a busy bus ride, people were standing. Man got up as it was his stop he went swinging down the bus grabbing the bars, not realizing one bar turned out to be a man with bean poles which he smacked on the seated man's head.
    1.my brother doing regional accents.
    2.my mum pointed out escape to the country, Jules does fake laugh
    3.cats not realizing they come in one door when it's raining go to out other door and are surprised it's also raining there as well. Lorret

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    I Love Lucy

    George Carlin & Joan Rivers

    Penguins. Birds should not be walking, and shuffling about like chunky, bald, little old men.

    Babies, when they can’t stop laughing uncontrollably

    Men (self-explanatory)

    Donald Trump running for President of USA

    Karaoke, for making people think they can sing when they can’t

    My husband for fixing everything with duct tape and feeling proud that he really fixed it.

    Crowded elevators and that awkward silence

    Women out for dinner trying to divide the bill and include the tip

    Life. In all its absurdity and insanity.

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    Christoff, random noises that sound like farts caught me and i am still giggling Bloody emotional liability lol.

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    1. Twin town
    2. Leon
    3. love honour and obey
    4. green mile
    5. Wall E, how did that get in there?
    6. a knights tale
    7. train spotting
    8. Ronin
    9 gladiator
    10 one flew over the cuckoos nest
    11 good will hunting
    12 notting hill
    also lilo and stich the movie, despicable me, megamind. my grandson made me put them in but he's right they are the best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boreham1 View Post
    1. Twin town
    2. Leon
    3. love honour and obey
    4. green mile
    5. Wall E, how did that get in there?
    6. a knights tale
    7. train spotting
    8. Ronin
    9 gladiator
    10 one flew over the cuckoos nest
    11 good will hunting
    12 notting hill
    also lilo and stich the movie, despicable me, megamind. my grandson made me put them in but he's right they are the best!
    Not sure you have got the concept of top tens

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    couldn't fit them all in mate and i though someone might pull me up on the double numbering lol

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    Saw the Martian this week, good film liked it a lot. comfortable seating too if not a bit noisy (new air cushion lol)

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