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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayleigh View Post
    .. I don't know about you, but it drives me crazy when people start celebrating annual events months before they should - and my dog was so shocked when he heard fireworks going off in September that he knocked our fully-decorated Christmas tree over! LOL
    Hi Kayleigh,

    It was not only your dog who was frightened. For the past week I have been jumping to the sound of fireworks resulting in many spills of tea, coffee and even my favourite wine. Having said that the telephone has the same effect. Our tree goes up on the first weekend of December and it will be well out of my way as I couldn’t bear the agro if I knocked it over.

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    Barry

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    It’s hard to believe that it is only a year since you joined us and whilst I’m sorry you are a member, you brighten up the day.
    Last edited by Barry52; 6th November 2019 at 10:42.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry52 View Post
    Our tree goes up on the first weekend of December and it will be well out of my way as I couldnít bear the agro if I knocked it over.

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    We used to put our tree up the weekend before Christmas. Every year I would get frustrated (and annoyed) because I couldnít put get the lights evenly spaced. In the end, my sons banned me from decorating the tree! Ha ha ha.
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    Three cheers from me too to our Kayleigh Cracker. It's good to see the jokes and the fab you tube clips.

    Our children were always allowed to decorate our tree and when it was up to us they always protested that they did better . Been Christmas shopping online today but I will have totally forgotten what I bought so might have to start again!

    Keep the jokes coming,
    Love Debbie x

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    Thank you Barry and Debbie.

    Although no-one wants to have this diagnosis, a year of being part of this fabulous forum family has been a blessing to me because it has helped me to come to terms with things.

    Also, everyone has kindly encouraged me to make the most of every day, which I would find very difficult to do if I didn't have the support of people who have a genuine empathy and understanding of what I am going through.

    Thank you to everyone who kindly welcomed me and took me under their wing when I first joined the forum and many thanks to everyone in this forum family for their ongoing support and advice. The bond we all share is invaluable and precious to me - and worth more than anything that money can buy!

    ... and how expensive are Christmas Trees these days! It always used to be a family treedition for us to get a real tree but it seems more cost effective these days to buy one that is fake-fir!

    I do sometimes pine after a real tree though - perhaps I could get more for my money, if I put bells and 2 horniments on it, so that it doubled up as a reindeer! LOL Yes I know it's crackers and a barking idea - but at least I might be able to make a profit, if I can sell my 'reindeer' on to Santa Claus after Christmas!! LOL

    Love to everyone,
    Kayleigh x
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 6th November 2019 at 19:33.

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    Oh deer, Miss Kayleigh !!

    Don't you start with Christmas gags yet, pleeeeeease. Yule regret it fir sure.

    Love Ellie.
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    Fairy enough Ellie!

    This year I have 2 options for serving up my fixed menu of festive fun.

    OPTION 1 (Cracker of an Advent Calendar):-

    I could keep my Christmas jokes wrapped up until the 1st of Decem-myrrh.

    And I would be as good as Gold (and thrice as Wise) by asking my postman, Mr Frank Insense, to deliver just one joke each day, so that I could make a daily Christmas posting of a joke onto the forum's 'Festive Advent Calendar thread'.

    My s-elf, I would never open any of my calendar in advance, anyway. But if I used my 'mince pies' to take a sneaky peak, I could get put on Santa's naughty list or even candy caned by Frosty the Snowman! LOL - and I wouldn't want my angelic halo to slip off into my Christmas pudding mix (which could result in a rather halogenous and salty tasting pud, if the halo reacted with the sixpence!) LOL

    I snow that my 'Cracker of an Advent Calendar' wouldn't be as sweet as a Cadbury's one - but mine would be free of all delivery charges and it would avoid family members sleighing each other over who is going to be gifted with the daily chocolate star or snowflake.

    OPTION 2 (Christmas Selection Box of Puns and Jokes):-

    I could hide my festive jokes in Santa's Sack until after Terry's annual unveiling of his 'Festive Avatar'?? . . that date is usually a Secret Santa - and I promise not to display my 'seasonal avatar' until you reveal yours TC!

    .... Anyway, all people want to do at Christmas is indirectly run up my credit card bills, demolish all my chocolate log and get tipsy on my Tia Maria! - Bah humbug!! LOL.. and Never Mind the Presents LOL ...
    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLZVcKgCylE

    Pre-seasonal Greetings!

    Love,
    Kayleigh x

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    Doc, I can't stop singing Green Green Grass of Home.
    It sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
    Is it common?
    it's not unusual.....

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hxiHrN-5dOQ

    ... and it wouldn't be unusual to be a fan of this Green Green Grass ...but would you prefer it in Tom's or Elvis's green pastures??....

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gx9ytubmh-U

    ...however, you might think the Grass is Greener on the other side??

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k07FfEBgfmA

    Love,
    Kayleigh
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 8th November 2019 at 16:30.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry52 View Post

    I must confess to never seeing an episode of bay watch, something to do with lifeguards!!!

    Spice Girls - no comment.

    Love,
    Barry
    Hi Barry,

    I thought I'd reply to your post with a smidgen of my sweet memories and some even sweeter merry melodies. Hopefully they will be amusing to your eyes and sweet music to your ears (rather than an annoying attack on all your senses! LOL).

    I didn't watch Baywatch much - although it was a very popular TV show in the '80s and it did offer a colossal candy-cart of eye-candy for its viewers (including Sugar Daddies and Cougars! LOL):-

    A taster of vintage 1980's American cheese ...LOL...
    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O0nqwgu_Us4

    I was a fan of David Hassellhof in Knight Rider - and not only is he still a popular heart-throb, apparently he's a successful popstar too (particularly in Germany):-

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ybwY-YGTurQ

    However, these 'hunnies' don't appear to be very attracted to The Hoff"s honey trap!! ..... LOL. ....

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4

    Love
    Kayleigh

    P.S.....

    I'm not surprised the Spice Girls don't appeal to you - but perhaps these Sweet Girls will press the right buttons?..LOL...

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Us2oVejmU
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 9th November 2019 at 19:41. Reason: Changed 1st video clip.

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    Hi Kayleigh,

    I enjoyed knight rider and who would have thought back then that current cars do all the magic they portrayed. I think DH should stick to acting however the lyrics in “get into my car” made me laugh.

    Love,
    Barry
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    Just I the gym drinking coffee and playing Yesterday and then Can't Buy Me Love by the Beatles.

    Then I thought of this one especially for Judy.

    https://youtu.be/FhXU8c8qwXs gets a bit loud after 3 minutes in.

    Love Terry

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