Big Gee's music thread

[Gillette]

Hi Kayleigh,

I enjoyed knight rider and who would have thought back then that current cars do all the magic they portrayed. I think DH should stick to acting however the lyrics in “get into my car” made me laugh.

Love,
Barry

It reminded me of this song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnBM4TV6JCU

[Kayleigh]

Hi Kayleigh,

I enjoyed knight rider and who would have thought back then that current cars do all the magic they portrayed. I think DH should stick to acting however the lyrics in “get into my car” made me laugh.

Love,
Barry

The Hoff might find it difficult to get acting parts because he might not be as popular as he thought?? LOL

Apparently, The Hoff thinks that the Berlin Wall came down quickly because of him.
So true! It was taken down rapidly - because everyone wanted to escape from his singing! LOL

And at a German beer festival recently...
The Hoff we went off in a hoff,
when some fans gave him the brush-hoff,
'to follow the bear' (the famous Meister Hof)!

Then there was a stand-hoff ...
when The Hoff's music was turned-hoff,
because he hadn't settled the bar-tab (for all he had schoffed),
but 'hofficially' the Hoff had already paid it hoff!!

And it all kicked-hoff ...
when The Hoff claimed the bar was a rip-hoff,
that sold lager that was obviously knock-hoff,
and which lorry had that bear fallen hoff the back hoff??

The Hoff said he wouldn't return - not even for thoffee,
or their hot hofferings of free refills of choffee,
and didn't they know that if it wasn't for the Hoff,
the Berlin Wall wouldn't hoff come down so quickly??

He could hoff hoffensively told them all to **** off,
but 'hofficially' he politely
waved and spun-hoff,
'unhofficially' to a campsite near Dusseldhoff ...

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1XNvdk6Zpbc

and then The Hoff strutted hoff to a dance-hoff!! ....

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zARl1jRDwY8

I hope you've enjoyed today's hoffer of humour and hopefully the links to the video-clips weren't a Hassel and they went on and Hoff when they were supposed to.

Love to everyone,
Kayleigh x

[Kayleigh]

P.S Sorry, at first I must hoff put the wrong video-links on my post! - but it was no hassel for me to change them and the correct links are there now!

[Barry52]

Hi Dina

I too remember this song and the lyrics are cheesy.

Kayleigh you should be writing scripts for a tv comedy as you have a talent with words. Are you related to either of the great pair Galton and Simpson?

Love
Barry

[Gillette]

My carers and I have been having a laugh this afternoon while they were trying get me straight in bed. We’ve decided that this is our theme tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

[ccinjersey]

LOL

Love that song Dina. If you're going to shake your hips that's the only way to do it !

CCxox

[Gillette]

LOL

Love that song Dina. If you're going to shake your hips that's the only way to do it !

CCxox

Well, my carers spend a lot of time shaking my hips to get me in the right position and it has been said that my hips move better than Shakira’s! (Well, someone could have said it. )

[Kayleigh]

While Shakira was shakin' her 'assets', 'Shaky' was shakin' his house down LOL.....

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CgoDYK3IlGg

Love
Kayleigh x

[Kayleigh]

... and AInsley & Natalie were shakin' their booty, rattlin' their rib-cage and rollin' their eyes (and ears, and nose and mouth) ... LOL ....

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e-aF3MsNScY

[Kayleigh]

... then Ball said to Cannon "Rock on Tommy" ...

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9ikAcVblA

and the audience were so shook-up, from rockin' and rollin' in the aisles, they asked The Jacksons to shake their bodies down ... LOL ...

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Am70KRnUL3k

Love
'Catapult Kayleigh' x

... although, last time I was Cannon and Ball's warm-up act ... I was supposed to fire-up the audience with enthusiasm, before the main act - but my jokes fizzled-out and fell flat before they had even reached the back of the crowd!

And although Cannon & Ball's gags are like dynamite (never failing to bring the house down with repeated rounds of applause), mine went up in smoke, then my knees went to jelly - and my puns got custard pied! LOL

Despite, all the Balls-ups, Cannon offered me a dynamic re-launch as 'Cross-bow Kayleigh' - but, unfortunately, all those custard pies had made me cross-eyed and the only bow I could find was the one in my hair! LOL