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    Hi,

    I'm in trouble again, this time with my local village shop.

    Once a month we have a petrol heads meeting there, for a load of old farts and me.

    I just asked for another drink for them and I got abuse.

    Maybe I did pick on one girl and say, "they can't hardly talk because their throats are so dry".

    They normally offer a second cup earlier. She said that I better bring a big flask of coffee for next month.

    I wouldn't mind but I was only thinking of others as I didn't want another drink myself.

    But the main reason was to get a reaction, I succeed.

    Love Terry

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    Hi Terry,

    I hope you enjoyed your monthly catch-up with your petrol head pals.

    It sounds like the girl in the shop wasn't too eager to serve more coffee - but hopefully she didn't scrimp on the extra cream you always like in your coffee Terry.

    I also like lots of cream in my coffee - but unlike you, I am not sweet enough already, so I always need plenty of sugar in it too!

    A bit cheeky of the girl to ask you to bring a flask of coffee next time. Hopefully the coffee server isn't usually that unfriendly! Perhaps, for some reason yesterday, she was feeling rather like a sad coffee - 'Depresso' LOL.

    Next time you meet your pals in that shop for coffee, if you tell the girl a few gags and jokes it might cheer her up?? .... LOL ....

    - A guy walked into a coffee shop and orders a coffee to go.
    The coffee gets up and leaves.

    - Where do birds go for coffee?
    To the Nestcafe!

    - How did the hipster burn his tongue?
    He drank his coffee before it was cool.

    - I said to my Doctor "Every time I drink coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my eye".
    The Doctor replied "Have you tried taking the spoon out?"

    - What is the opposite of coffee?
    Sneezy!

    - What do you call a cow who has just given birth?
    De-calf-inated.

    - I went into a coffee shop and asked the barista "how much is a cup of coffee?"
    The batista replied "£2 a cup and the refills are free".
    I said "That's great, I'll have a refill please".

    ... and finally, a friendly warning, drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems! LOL

    Love
    Kayleigh x

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    Thanks for putting a smile on my face Kayleigh and don’t forget I am the sugar daddy having worked in the industry for 38 years.

    Barry x
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    Very good, Kayleigh,

    The shop girl is quite nice in her own way. We get along well but I just try to wind her up and make her sort of smile.

    Mind you I am a bit at risk of getting something poured over me. I am treading on hot coals.

    Maybe I'll be more careful next month, no forget being careful and boring.

    Just do it, Terry

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    Hi Terry,

    You could take a large flask of coffee with you next month, as the girl requested. It would save you some money and you could ask the girl to pour it into cups for you and your friends - she might do it, if you ask her nicely?! LOL

    You might be pushing your luck though and you might end up with her pouring hot coffee onto your lap instead of in the cups!

    Perhaps Sugar Daddy Barry could come along as well? - together you would definitely be able to sweet talk her into it! LOL.

    Love
    Kayleigh x
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 5th October 2019 at 20:06.

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    Hi Terry and Barry,

    Some lines you might want to sweet-talk the girl in the shop with....LOL.....

    "You're so hot, even a fireman couldn't put you out!"

    "You're so sweet, you'd easily put 'Tate & Lyle' out of business!"

    Love
    Kayleigh x

    P.S......
    Boy - "Can I buy you a coffee?"
    Girl - "No"
    Boy - "That's ok, you could buy me one instead" LOL
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 6th October 2019 at 00:07.

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    Oh no Kayleigh now you have upset me as Tate & Lyle were the opposition but I can forgive a lady who has your sense of humour. I suspect I will dream tonight of that awful advert “smile it’s Tate & Lyle”.

    Barry x
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry52 View Post
    Oh no Kayleigh now you have upset me as Tate & Lyle were the opposition but I can forgive a lady who has your sense of humour. I suspect I will dream tonight of that awful advert “smile it’s Tate & Lyle”.

    Barry x
    Hi Sugar Daddy,

    I have found a Farmer and a Barber who prefer a brand of sugar that might be more your cup of tea too??? ....

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8FEJBjzmJ-E

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fRJVcuoURYw

    See you later sweetie!

    Kayleigh x

    P.S .....

    What is the gender neutral term for a Sugar Daddy?
    ' A Glucose Guardian' LOL
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 6th October 2019 at 18:02.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    Very good, Kayleigh,

    The shop girl is quite nice in her own way. We get along well but I just try to wind her up and make her sort of smile.

    Terry
    Hi Terry,

    I don't think the shop girl appreciates what a nice and sweet-natured person you are Terry! Next time you see her, you might want to put her straight about that by saying .....

    "Candy is sweet to eat. Sweet words are good to say. Sweet people are rare to meet... OMG! ... lucky you, how did you find me?!"

    Saying that should get a reaction from her (one way or another! LOL)

    She might accuse you of sugar coating your true personality and she might need further convincing about what a sweetheart you really are?! LOL

    But you never know, she might be so convinced by your sweet-talking, that she even whispers sweet-nothings in your ear and offers to be your 'Sugar Baby'! (but don't tell sweet-toothed Sugar Daddy Barry, because I think he likes to keep all the 'Sugar Babies' for himself LOL. )

    Love,
    Kayleigh
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 6th October 2019 at 19:22.

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    Nice one Kayleigh, although I gave up sugar in my tea years ago but I still have it in coffee and baking. I understand using the farmer in the advert since he grows the sugar beet but I’m not sure where the barber fits.

    Shortly after joining the company back in 1973 they produced a promotional LP record with cover versions of songs with sugar references. It was never on sale as it was intended to be given to our customers i.e. the retailers. The cover sleeve would not have been politically correct today as it depicted a semi naked black lady covered in golden syrup which wouldn’t have caused a stir in the era. My copy was discarded when I got rid of my record player.

    One of my favorite songs on the album is https://youtu.be/3B0Y3LUqr1Q

    Barry x
    Iím going to do this even if it kills me!

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