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    Thank you all for organising my impromptu party. It’s FAB! I particularly like the videos of Pan’s People playing on the wall which I see TC and Sugar Daddy are enjoying.

    Sorry I’m late to the party, everyone. I’ve been searching for my red polka dot platform shoes. Ooh, they’re a bit tight and I keep falling off them. Ah well, at least no-one will notice when I have lots of topples because of having too many tipples.

    You’ll see I’ve dug out my red suede hot pants and a skimpy top, which is even skimpier now, with the passing of a few birthdays! Do you think my outfit will appeal sufficiently to Doug for him to do an impersonation of the Milk Tray man? I’m a sucker for a man in a black polo neck jumper swinging from a rope, with chocolates in his hand! I wouldn’t want him to hold them too long - they might melt!

    The food sounds delicious and the Mateus Rosé will round off the meal perfectly, except for me as I’ve never liked wine. It has to be sweet Martini and lemonade for me, with a cherry, of course.

    Come on, everyone! On the dance floor- Status Quo are playing

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZHH7gsKbE0

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    Red suede hot pants....

    Skimpy top....

    Red platforms....

    And you wonder if Doug would like your outfit I think he's having an ice cold shower now Dina just picturing the scene!!

    And yes, he'd come crashing through the window, Milk Tray in hand - or maybe he ought to use the fire ladder, that's conveniently at your window. He's let himself go of late I hear, too much Chateauneuf du Pape and Brie.
    ​Diagnosed 03/2007. Sporadic Definite ALS/MND Limb Onset.
    Eye gaze user - No working limbs - No speech - Feeding tube - Overnight NIV.

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    Hi Dina,

    I think I hear the whirring of helicopter blades - could this be The Milk Tray Man arriving with your chocolates?

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTssqZgQcs

    The Milk Tray Man said that even if you arrived at a party after him, he wouldn't mind. He says 'Gillette' is well worth waiting for!

    He said his brother thinks you are great too and is having some photos taken to send to you. I think you will agree he isn't quite as handsomeone as the Milk Tray Man but he has got a very cute smile - and he is definitely 'smoking hot'! ...
    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdxm8Ia0Wc

    And, here comes Doug!!!!..
    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NtWX98ssW3M

    Love,
    Kayleigh x
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 24th October 2019 at 00:01.

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    Darling Dina

    You are SOooo naughty! And Kayleigh and Ellie are not much better.

    You may be leaving hospital today (Hooray!) but I shall be heading for the cardiac ward if there is any more talk of red suede hot pants and skimpy tops. Let alone Pan’s People swirling about!

    For Heaven’s sake girls! Go easy on an old man. There I was looking forward to a relaxing party, sitting by the bar, upending a glass of Dom Pérignon ’96 and watching the young things bopping about.

    Now where did I put those flares? Shall I find that black polo neck for the chocolates….

    Bon voyage! - safe home

    Doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayleigh View Post
    Hi Dina,

    I think I hear the whirring of helicopter blades - could this be The Milk Tray Man arriving with your chocolates?

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTTssqZgQcs
    Thanks, Kayleigh, I loved your compilation but I wonder why dapper Doug decided to colour his lovely white hair?

    And, Doug, I wonder whether it would be Kayleigh, Ellie or me who gives you mouth-to-mouth?
    Dina

    Trying to keep positive, but not always managing.

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    Party time!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gillette View Post

    And, Doug, I wonder whether it would be Kayleigh, Ellie or me who gives you mouth-to-mouth?
    Don't worry ladies, you can all have a go!

    Hugs

    Doug

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    Correct (diplomatic) answer, Doug

    The nearest I get to Dom Pérignon these days is if I have Domperidone antinausea meds !!

    Love Ellie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayleigh View Post
    Ciao di nuovo, Barry,

    Please pass on my 'Happy Birthday' wishes to your daughter, and sticking with the Italian theme ...
    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ARly4XPwTF4

    "Cheers!"/"Salute!"

    Love Kayleigh
    On behalf of our daughter thanks for the birthday wishes Kayleigh. We have now recovered from our party indulgence and we have sent her home. Just enough time to recover before heading to Cambridge tomorrow to celebrate my sister in law’s birthday only this time I can sit back and relax.

    Love,
    Barry x
    I’m going to do this even if it kills me!

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    Grazie Barry.

    I'm glad you all enjoyed your daughter's Birthday celebration and I hope you and your family have a wonderful time in Cambridge. Good to hear you can hang up your chef's hat, for now, so that you can relax at the next Birthday celebration - and the Man from Michelin has confirmed that the 203 Michelin Stars awarded to 'Casa di Barry' will still be shining brightly when you get back!

    I hope the journey goes smoothly tomorrow and the weather cheers up a bit. I'm hoping for drier weather so that I can go outside tomorrow ... hopefully, blue skies are on their way! ...

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G8dsvclf3Tk

    Love
    Kayleigh x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doug Carpenter View Post
    Don't worry ladies, you can all have a go!

    Hugs

    Doug
    Sorry Doug!! I'm not available to 'have a go' - because my first-aid certificate has expired! LOL

    But the good news is that I have found a possible candidate - you will delighted to know that 'Norah Batty' wants to fill the vacancy!

    Norah B asked me to forward her letter of application on to you, without delay!!:- LOL. ...

    "Dearest Doug,

    I would like to offer my services, as I understand there is a vacancy available in your 'trio'!

    I can assure you that my first-aid certificate never ever expires! I also guarantee 100% satisfaction in meeting each and every one of your medical needs.

    I am so enthusiastic to make a start with satisfying you, that I am already puckering up my lips - so that they are warmed-up and ready to give you immediate mouth-to-mouth, if you so wish!

    Just whistle, to summon me Doug, and I will by your side - yes, again!! But this time, I will be fully-clothed - in my Nurse Norah uniform (complete with appropriate lingerie!).

    Apologies Doug, if I was a bit heavy handed with the Swedish massage I gave you, last time - but thank you for saying you absolutely love the way I wear my stockings!

    Additional good news, is that I'm a qualified barber too. So, if you ever want a 'wash, trim & blow' just let me know - and it definitely wouldn't cost you much of your pension ('mates rates', I promise!).

    See you later Doug!!.. Norah xxx".

    And to supplement her application, Norah has provided a video clip (which incudes evidence of her puckering up her lips - "in eager anticipation Doug" - she said!). Also, she wants you to know that it would be no problem to edit the video - so that 'Doug' replaces 'Compo'! LOL

    http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CTWQMGxVVVI

    Hugs,
    Kayleigh
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 24th October 2019 at 20:13.

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