Hi Dina,
If the 'Greens' win the Election, I think you might find that they will make it PC for all cars to be as green as green Carla.
In fact (allegedly), their spokesperson is green with envy that I offered Carla to you - especially as Carla is 100% bootie-powered (with 0% harmful emissions).
Carla's racing green crudentials mean that she would never turn the air into a pea-souper. She only ever gently emits the most organic of aromas from her exhaust-free bumper. Her fragrance is always as sweet as peas and she never spouts it out like pungent sprouts. Her perfume is always freshly produced (rather than being eau-de-rotten cabbage water).
Carla's iron engine is as strong as spinach and it goes as fast as 2 runner beans in a pod. She is a muscle car that even Popeye would be proud to flex his muscles in.
The sound of her engine is as clean as Greensleeves and her fresh green upholstery is never stained by grass.
Carla's bodywork is as refined as petit pois. The design of her decorative greenery is always locally sourced and is as seasonal as asparagus.
Overall, anyone who knows their onions would realise that Carla is the cream of the crop - and although some gardeners might say she isn't green fingered enough, she has already been most highly greengaged as the Green Goddess of green motoring!
Indeed, Carla is the bees-knees of bootie prizes (rather than the big boobie prize that some red hot-rod racing drivers are making her out to be). LOL
You might have had your head turned by a car that isn't green but Carla says please remember that the grass is not always greener on the other side! LOL
Sending you handfuls of haricot-verts hugs, green cabbages of kisses, and broccoli flowers of very best wishes.
Kayleigh x
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