Holiday insurance

Rory,

Well knowing the way my lucks running these days , apologising a lot ?????

Pete

Pete
What will you do for the other fourteen minutes ?
Bob , beter get Pete some blood pressure tablets - that may be rising as well !

Rory

Robert,

Well need you ask, all of a dither matey just thinking, you work all your life, and now you give me that news€******************, Will try my hardest to last the fifteen minutes , Promise !!!!

Pete

Hey Pete,Eva Longoria (Sheba) has bin in contact asking about my furry little friend.I assume she means you,she's asking if my furry little friend would like to play with her pussy,but only if your not camera shy.
Well Sergey,could be your 15 minute of fame time.What shall I tell er.

Roy
I am glad you explained that last remark. I might have taken o fence and then the terminator would take the post !

Rory,

Crook to crock to **** :-)

Bob, John and Pete (and I suppose Roy !)
Sad we missed out on HR s thread , apart from Roy who must have scared him off before we were even allowed to read it and let loose on the post!
We will have to get up even earlier to beat the Shredded Wheat and Shredded post terminator .
Roy, do MNDA offer sarcasm and anger management courses - could be a helpful birthday present !

By the way Bob m I went from being called a 'crook' to being called a ' crock '!

Cheers guys - lets hope for a double glazing sales post tomorrow

Rory

Morning Pete and Rory,

I guess we get a few people on here with special needs like us but in a different way,I suppose it's wrong to have a bit of
fun Hrs post wasn't offensive no more than mine.Although on the other hand it does spoil was was an informative thread
so I would ask Andrew to if possible to move these light hearted fun posts to other topics if possible.
I protects the integrity of original thread.
2 prevents me from looking like an even bigger Numpty than I am
3 it's fun turns an absolutely average day to one with humour.
4 gives me and others h chance to get on our soap boxes.

Best wishes.

Roy.

Andrew

I think Roy has a point, Could you remove all of Roy's posts to other Numpty topics !
Thank you.

Their too quick John :-(

Hi Roy, Pete, Rory and Bob,
What happened ? I woke up this morning, logged in and this guy hr willing and able to offer advice and assistance with regard to insurance and real estate and Ro y had already greeted him. I added my good wishes and suggested he contact Rory and Laila who were probably needing insurance for holes and also suggesting Rory may benefit from personal accident cover for his diving hobby and I thought it would be bubbling and loook - gone. Still listed as our newest member but with no posts to his credit.
Can't turn your back for a moment!

john

Oh man ,

I would buy anything anything if she was selling it to me, How are things matey, don't hear much from you these days, mind you it's getting a word in once Rory's awake, you missed a nice guy this morning that Roy was trying to get a good deal from, But Our Andrew was quick on the delete key before we had time to avail ourselves of his vast wealth and property , Roy's was devastated as you can imagine ,but he will get over it soon. Ah well seeing as the suns shining at the moment , will go and feed the pony and sheep, love to Lady Pat and my best to you.

Regards
Pete

morning Roy,

Well our Andrew must have had four weta bix today, zapped HR before I could respond, to what seemed a wonderful proposition, Rory, Miranda, And Big Bob ain't going to be well pleased knowing they have missed out on such a wonderful opportunity to increase their real estate holdings and no doubt Buzzer B would have liked to hear about things going on in Spain , and the chance to get insurance from such a source well , need to sit down and overcome the disappointment .

Pete

I hope it wasn't that girl in the SHEEBA advert, was it?

You are so right Pete ! It would have been good to have seen that thread. Before I was a banker to the insurance industry, I was an underwriter and then a broker (registered and ACII qualified) so i would have given HR some comment I am sure !
Personally , I don't buy insurance because I am invincible - no , Roy, not invisible , that remains to be seen !

Another disappointing thread missed.

What time do you lot wake up ?

Have a good day

Cheers

Rory

Hi Rory,you've always bin a crook then?

you smile,you larf,your teeth drop out,you've got f*** all to larf about.

Roy, Pete and Rory,

I have got to fight against the spammers and keep informative threads clear of rubbish but I am certainly all for a bit of fun and humour on the forums.

I take your comments on board and will perhaps limit myself to just 3 weetabix tomorrow!

Best wishes,

Andrew