Top 10's

[Kayleigh]

Hi Christoff,

Sorry, I can't help you out with the 'it ain't half hot Mum' video (apparently its non-PC rating has made it too hot for even Del-Boy to handle!!) .. and I think I can hear the fire engine sirens, as we speak! LOL .....

Meanwhile, the latest gossip from the Vicar of Dibley is that Sid James has invited Father Ted to 'Bless This House' ..
http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2wWdyS2D8A

and, of course, it wouldn't be the 1970's without a bit of marital harmony in the kitchen :-

http:/https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X5H2U4U4gm8/

Cheers!
Kayleigh

[Christoff]

Yeah I heard George and Mildred had Butterflies whilst moving into Robin's Nest due to the Rising Damp

[Kayleigh]

'Sorry!' again, about not having that 'aint half ....' video you were looking for Christoff!

It might only be a 2 to 1 chance, but in the unlikely event that The Likely Lads have got a pirate copy, I promise that you will be number 1 on my list of 'top 10 forum members to be told'!. LOL

Also, Del Boy has been on the blower, saying that he will check with a mush in Shepherds Bush to find out if there are any copies left in Hookey Street - and he says he has got other stock you might be interested in, including plenty of bushes!!! .... LOL. ..

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3Kkvwyyf2c

"Have a nice day"
Kayleigh

[Christoff]

ha ha

[Christoff]

New Top Ten
Comic actors/comedians

Rik Mayall - The Young Ones and Bottom
Ade Edmundson - Ditto
Robin Williams - Mork from Orc
Mike Myers - Everything
Peter Kaye - Everything
Miranda Hart - Miranda
Bill Nighy
Eddie Murphy
Rowan Atkinson
Monty Python

[Kayleigh]

Yeah I heard George and Mildred had Butterflies whilst moving into Robin's Nest due to the Rising Damp

Their previous landlords sound like snakes in the grass to me - perhaps George and Mildred should have reported them to 'Watchdog' for being 'Rogue Traders??!' LOL

However, they were over the moon with their new home sweet home (and their pet snake 'Blackadder' enjoyed many 'Happy Days' in 'The Green Green Grass' outside!).

... and when George and Mildred looked up towards 'The Sky at Night', they noticed a 'Pie in the Sky', which reminded them to go to Arkwright's corner shop...

(yes, the local Kwik-E-Mart is quicker to get to and Apu's prices are much cheaper - but it was too late to do a 'Supermarket Sweep' there, as unfortunately it is not 'Open All Hours'. LOL)

... where they bought some 'Bread' and 'Porridge' for breakfast - and, for supper, they purchased a Chicken Pot Pie (as recommended by their American cousin, 'CCinJersey') and also some potatoes to make some ....

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=De2AYTlUU0I
.... and everyone thinks that my jokes are corny!! LOL

Wonderful Wednesday wishes to everyone in this fabulous forum family.

Love to everyone,
Kayleigh x

P.S...

...Christoff - Being a fan of Peter Kaye, I nominate him to be on a list of top comedians - also because, of course, I am always number 1 on his 'List of Top 10 Comediennes to do a Car-Share with' !! LOL

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=80zFGsHNFjY#searching

[Kayleigh]

New Top Ten
Comic actors/comedians

Rik Mayall - The Young Ones and Bottom
Ade Edmundson - Ditto
Robin Williams - Mork from Orc
Mike Myers - Everything
Peter Kaye - Everything
Miranda Hart - Miranda
Bill Nighy
Eddie Murphy
Rowan Atkinson
Monty Python

The way that Jennifer always dilly-dallies and Saunders along the path, it's not surprising she was late for The Young Ones' Party.

Rik Mayallways thinks he ties the rubbish bags up properly on bin collection day.

But, ooops .. Jennifer has slipped on a banana skin and fallen on her bottom outside their house. Mr Edmondson quickly came to her Ade.

But Jennifer thought she might be concussed when she glimpsed Bill toddling along wearing ladies' nightwear.

Apparently Bill thought it was a sleepover party and had borrowed his wife's slippers and Nighy (because he always sleeps in his Birthday suit).

But Bill does Love Actually wearing her slippers, sometimes, because they are so comfortable!

And to be fair, Bill was very tired, after hitchhiking all the way there (using a very out-of-date 1970's Hitchhikers Guide) and he had even stopped off to buy some Galaxy bars for the party.

At the party, Peter was sitting at the breakfast table eating a bowl of Special Kay. (He had brought a box of cereal with him because he thought it was a sleepover too!).

Jasper was munching on a slice of Carrot cake, while rabbiting to Mike about his new car (an Austin) and the Powers of its engine.

And Mike said that as he'd only had 3 of his '5 a day' today, he Myers well treat himself to 2 slices of Carrot cake, instead of just 1.

Rowan had brought a loaf of bread and some tins of value baked beans for breakfast (bought from Mr Bean Atkinson's Grocery Stores) ... yes, yet another party-goer who thought it was a sleepover ....LOL.

Steven suggested a Fry-up.

But The Young Ones' gas hob wasn't working (because they hadn't paid their gas bill, again!).

So, instead of beans on toast they made baked bean butties. (A shame because Jack had brought some pretty Deecent bacon with him).

But Jo and Russell refused the butties because they only eat premium Brand beans.

Eric had brought some seafood all the way from Morecombe Bay. Ernie said it was Wise to finish all of it (because The Young Ones' fridge had packed up, again!).

And no problem, because Eddie had an extra Large serving of seafood (but Sid didn't because he has only got a Little appetite).

Eddie Murphy arrived with his long-term girlfriend Miranda on his arm.

But Miranda might be Hartbroken to know that her relationship with Eddie might not be as steddie as she thought!!

Victoria had recently spotted Eddie M. in the local Woods, (at the the crack of Dawn), French-kissing with Jennifer.

But what Jennifer might not think is Absolutely Fabulous to know, is that a Private Investigator (who drives a Robin Reliant and is from The Williams Detective Agency) had recently taken photos of 'her' Eddie with his latest 'squeeze' at Monty's petting zoo.

And, unsurprisingly, it wasn't just the pets they were petting (and amusingly there is a pet snake called 'Sifon the Python' in the photos too!).

But Miranda probably shouldn't complain, as she was recently papped at the same petting zoo, over-fondly stroking Eddie Large (and interestingly there is a pet reptile called 'Eddie LIzzard' in the photos too!).

John the Bishop had taken a pew next to Bob the Monk, on the sofa. They were sipping cheap German white wine, while discussing the possibility of hosting the next party at the local Monkhouse where Bob lives.

But they nearly spat out their Blue Nun when everyone's mobile phoned unexpectedly pinged.

Everyone had received a text from Jimmy saying "Sorry, I Carrn't come to the party, I have been in-carrcerated on suspicion of tax fraud" LOL.

John couldn't make it either because he couldn't find his car Cleese and he had hoped to get a lift from Jack.

But Jack was delayed in London, due to heavy traffic at Whitehall.

Meanwhile, P.I. Williams was trying to send some photos to his client Victoria.

But the photos wouldn't send and so he asked his colleague Tommy (who drove a Mini Cooper) to help. Tommy said "Not like that, like this!" and he sent them "Just like that".

Victoria Wood have loved to go to the party.

But, unfortunatLee, Victoria and her boyfriend Mack had a bald cold. As they were Not Going Out, they watched Michael McIntyre on TV.

And Victoria Al most dropped her bag of Murray Mints when her mobile pinged loudly. It was the photos she had been waiting for (and she promptly fowarded them to her best friend Miranda).

Meanwhile at the party, old Bill, the Policeman, nearly crushed his Bailey's liqueur chocolates when everyone's mobiles suddenly pinged - yet again!

Ooops, perhaps distracted by Michael McIntyre, Victoria might have pressed 'Send to All'??

But hey, 'Send to All' could be a mistake that any Comedian could easily make - including Miranda! ..LOL...

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_PRYGccwpg

Love to everyone,
Kayleigh x

[Kayleigh]

P.S A top 10 comedy moment from Tommy Cooper .... he nose how to tell a gag that will make an audience chuckle! LOL ....

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SHebrNNBxsE

[Kayleigh]

3 more of Tommy Cooper's top-notch gags:-

- I said to the Waiter "There's no chicken in this chicken soup"
He said "There's no horse in the horseradish either" LOL

- I asked the Waiter "How long will my spaghetti be?"
He replied "I don't know, we never measure it" LOL

- What do you call an out of work Jester?
Nobody's Fool. LOL

[Kayleigh]

Hi Everyone,

How about a Top 10(ish) list of TV Dramas (including TV Crime Dramas and TV Soaps)?

My nomination for that list is a long-running drama that is a 'Heartbeat' back to the 1960's - and the following clip includes one of my favourite characters/heart-throbs from the show (and, no, I'm not referring to the character 'Greengrass'! LOL):-

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rx_cjbptHKE

Love
Kayleigh x

[myrtle1990]

Hi!

My TOP 10
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot
Brigitte Bardot

Totally GOAT