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    I don't know about you, but I think a joke a day keeps the devil at bay. So to start:
    A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint and a mop. 😁
    Over to you guys. x
    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

    #2
    The other day I saw one of those new "driverless" cars. In fact, I saw a whole car park full of them!
    Each day is made easier with a bit of humour.

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      #3
      How did father christmas get on when he went speed dating?
      He pulled a cracker!
      🎅

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        #4
        My Go-To jokes would definitely fall foul of the approval gods. I shall have to get my thinking cap on...

        In the meantime - Chastity: leaves a lot to be desired.
        ​Diagnosed 03/2007. Sporadic Definite ALS/MND Spinal (hand) Onset.
        Eye gaze user - No functional limbs - No speech - Feeding tube - Overnight NIV.

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          #5
          Got stopped by the police last night on the
          way home from pub
          the police lady get out the car and walk towards me
          she said you are Staggering
          i replied you’re not bad looking yourself

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            #6
            Some low life has stolen a tree from our front garden bring back the birch I say

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              #7
              Hi Bowler - they made me laugh for a change, thanks

              Sue
              Husband Albert diagnosed PMA Feb 21

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                #8
                Hi Sue...come here there’s more

                Just seen a sign in the butchers shop
                Turkey £29
                thats £300 cheaper than Thomas Cooke

                My wife think I’m financially irresponsible
                wait till she finds out I’ve won the Nigerian lottery

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                  #9
                  Bowler At this rate I'll expect to see you headlining Hammersmith Apollo.

                  I love a good one-liner 😃 X
                  ​Diagnosed 03/2007. Sporadic Definite ALS/MND Spinal (hand) Onset.
                  Eye gaze user - No functional limbs - No speech - Feeding tube - Overnight NIV.

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                    #10
                    What did the ocean say to the shore?
                    Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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                      #11
                      Knock knock

                      Who is there?

                      Motor

                      Motor who?

                      Jesus, just give me a chance to answer!

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                        #12
                        I've been trying to think of a joke that won't be disapproved.

                        You can buy your wife expensive perfume, a designer handbag or a surprise cruise but she'll always remember the year you bought her a mop.

                        This made me smile today because when I ordered my wheelchair cosytoes my hubby offered to buy them for me for Christmas. I think he was joking but if he wasn't I'll find a way to throw my wheelchair at him.

                        Heather , the ocean didn't say anything... just waved.

                        Great idea for a thread Matthew x

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by DJW View Post
                          Knock knock

                          Who is there?

                          Motor

                          Motor who?

                          Jesus, just give me a chance to answer!
                          That's brilliant, Dennis. That's going to be my standard joke when meeting friends.
                          Each day is made easier with a bit of humour.

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                            #14
                            A Chicken see’s a duck at the Kerbside
                            And said don’t do it
                            You’ll never hear the end of it

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                              #15
                              I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.
                              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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