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    Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They have charged one - and let the other off. 😂
    😂😂😂

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      Ha.
      when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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        Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 999. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies. "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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          Very good 😊
          when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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            😂😂😂

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              Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
              Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 999. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies. "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
              Excellent 😀
              Richard
              Richard

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                Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected fowl play. 😂
                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                  Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way 😂
                  Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                    Day 500 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See? This is why I chew the furniture!" 😂
                    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                      A guy goes to the doctor who tells him he has just six months to live. The guy couldn't pay so the doc gives him another six months. 😂
                      Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                        I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. 😂x
                        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                          Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
                          I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. 😂x
                          That sums us up Matthew. Have a man hug.
                          I’m going to do this even if it kills me!

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                            😊
                            ALS diagnosed November 2017, limb onset. For the 4 yrs previously I was losing my balance.

                            I'm staying positive and taking each day as it comes.

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                              I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that earlier today inside my fort. 😂x
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                              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                                Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes. 😂x
                                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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