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    Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
    Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They have charged one - and let the other off. šŸ˜‚
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      Ha.

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        Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 999. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies. "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

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          Very good šŸ˜Š

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              Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
              Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 999. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies. "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
              Excellent šŸ˜€
              Richard
              Richard

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                Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected fowl play. šŸ˜‚

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                  Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way šŸ˜‚

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                    Day 500 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See? This is why I chew the furniture!" šŸ˜‚

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                      A guy goes to the doctor who tells him he has just six months to live. The guy couldn't pay so the doc gives him another six months. šŸ˜‚

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                        I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. šŸ˜‚x

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                          Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
                          I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. šŸ˜‚x
                          That sums us up Matthew. Have a man hug.
                          Iā€™m going to do this even if it kills me!

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                            ALS diagnosed November 2017, limb onset. For the 4 yrs previously I was losing my balance.

                            I'm staying positive and taking each day as it comes.

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                              I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that earlier today inside my fort. šŸ˜‚x
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                                Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes. šŸ˜‚x

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