Smile

[Bowler]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They have charged one - and let the other off. 😂

😂😂😂

[denise]

Ha.

[matthew55]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 999. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies. "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

[denise]

Very good 😊

[Bowler]

😂😂😂

[richard]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing so his friend calls 999. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies. "Calm down sir, first make sure that he's really dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Excellent 😀
Richard

[matthew55]

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey? A: They suspected fowl play. 😂

[matthew55]

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way 😂

[matthew55]

Day 500 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See? This is why I chew the furniture!" 😂

[matthew55]

A guy goes to the doctor who tells him he has just six months to live. The guy couldn't pay so the doc gives him another six months. 😂

[matthew55]

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. 😂x

[Barry52]

I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. 😂x

That sums us up Matthew. Have a man hug.

[Lynne K]

😊

[matthew55]

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that earlier today inside my fort. 😂x

[matthew55]

Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away, and you've got his shoes. 😂x