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      Googled this one:

      A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...


      A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

      Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

      The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

      "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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        Found another:

        What is a foot long and slippery?

        Wait

        For

        It....


        A slipper! Ha!
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          One man's poison,.........😉
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            Whatever do you mean, young matthew? I was clearly talking about footwear.... ha!
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              Ok. To force myself to be cheerful here's another:

              What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

              ....

              ....

              ....

              Halfway!
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                Isn't drowning victims at least politically incorrect both sides of the pond. 😂
                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                  Have you played the updated young person's game. I spy with my little eye.... phone.😂
                  Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                    This sentence contains exactly threeee erors

                    Richard
                    Richard

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                      Correct spelling is the bane of my life.😞
                      Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                        predictive text helps but i think it makes us lazy. my spelling used to be brilliant but its not what it was.

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                          A woman in surgery has a vision of God, "Will I die here and now?" She asks him "No." says God, "You will have 30 more years to live." With that in mind she leaves Hospital and on the same afternoon spends all her money on Plastic surgery to her face, breasts, bum, legs everything. Leaving there with a swagger as a new woman she crosses the street and gets killed by a truck. On arrival at Heaven she says to God, "You promised me 30 more years of life?" "That I did," God replied, "I just didn't recognise you."

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                            brilliant

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                              😂😂😂😂

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                                Why did the cowboy get a sausage dog?

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                                ....

                                Because he wanted to get a long little doggie....
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