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An oldie, but, hopefully a goodie:
As my day job, I am a scarecrow. People say I am outstanding in my field.
But,
Hay. It's in my jeans....Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car. 🤣xBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xxComment
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:d:d:dOriginally posted by matthew55 View PostCarer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.
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This is specifically for the person who stole my anti-depressants.....
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I hope you are happy!Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.
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And another:
Why aren't Koalas actual bears?
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Because they don't have the right koalaifications! (groan)...
I'll get my coat....Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.
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Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care. 😂xBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xxComment
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Why is it called rush hour when nothing moves? 😂x
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Ha! A misnomer by any other name....
Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.
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So. There I was in the park. Wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
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And then it hit me.....Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.
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A poodle and a colliie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. "My life is a mess," he says? "My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran off away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat."
"Why not see a psychiatrist?" suggests the collie.
"I can't," say the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch." 😂xBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xxComment
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Ha! Dog jokes at last, love it! xCarer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.
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I can't believe I was fired from my calendar job, all I took was a day off. 😂xBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xxComment
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