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      An oldie, but, hopefully a goodie:

      As my day job, I am a scarecrow. People say I am outstanding in my field.

      But,

      Hay. It's in my jeans....
      Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.

      Girding my loins and grinding my battle axe for them both... https://forum.mndassociation.org/cor...ilies/wink.png

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        Originally posted by Positive vibes View Post
        An oldie, but, hopefully a goodie:

        As my day job, I am a scarecrow. People say I am outstanding in my field.

        But,

        Hay. It's in my jeans....
        😂😂😂

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          I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car. 🤣x
          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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            Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
            i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car. 🤣x
            :d:d:d
            Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.

            Girding my loins and grinding my battle axe for them both... https://forum.mndassociation.org/cor...ilies/wink.png

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              This is specifically for the person who stole my anti-depressants.....

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              I hope you are happy!
              Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.

              Girding my loins and grinding my battle axe for them both... https://forum.mndassociation.org/cor...ilies/wink.png

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                And another:

                Why aren't Koalas actual bears?

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                Because they don't have the right koalaifications! (groan)...

                I'll get my coat....
                Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.

                Girding my loins and grinding my battle axe for them both... https://forum.mndassociation.org/cor...ilies/wink.png

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                  Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care. 😂x
                  Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                    Why is it called rush hour when nothing moves? 😂x

                    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                      Ha! A misnomer by any other name....
                      Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.

                      Girding my loins and grinding my battle axe for them both... https://forum.mndassociation.org/cor...ilies/wink.png

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                        So. There I was in the park. Wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

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                        And then it hit me.....
                        Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.

                        Girding my loins and grinding my battle axe for them both... https://forum.mndassociation.org/cor...ilies/wink.png

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                          A poodle and a colliie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. "My life is a mess," he says? "My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran off away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat."
                          "Why not see a psychiatrist?" suggests the collie.
                          "I can't," say the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch." 😂x​​
                          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                            Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
                            A poodle and a colliie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. "My life is a mess," he says? "My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran off away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat."
                            "Why not see a psychiatrist?" suggests the collie.
                            "I can't," say the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch." 😂x​​
                            Tickled me ! 🤣 x

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                              Ha! Dog jokes at last, love it! x
                              Carer for Dad - MND (ALS) 22/4/21 and Mum Alzheimers 26/5/21.

                              Girding my loins and grinding my battle axe for them both... https://forum.mndassociation.org/cor...ilies/wink.png

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                                I can't believe I was fired from my calendar job, all I took was a day off. 😂x
                                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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