Smile

[denise]

😄😊😃

[matthew55]

What is an England footballers least favourite drink? Penal-tea. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

I went into my barber's, and spotted he had dirty hands...He said, "I can't help it. I haven't had anyone in for a shampoo yet today". 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

I've been invited to a hair washing party.......I can't think of an excuse not to go. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

I like watching football matches when I'm the hairdressers..... The coverage is the same but the highlights are better. 🤣🤣xx

[matthew55]

Before sex, you help eachother to get naked...After sex, you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story:......In life, no one helps you after you have been screwed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣xx

[matthew55]

Be patriotic - go to a nightclub with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a car boot sale and drink beer day and night. Something to ponder over Sunday Lunch.? 😉😎😁👍xx

[matthew55]

Which is faster, heat or cold?..........Heat, because you can catch a cold. 🤣😅🤣xx

[matthew55]

What did one pig say to another at the beach?............ I'm bacon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣xx

[denise]

Thought you didn't like talking about food

[matthew55]

It's a joke that's why

[matthew55]

The trees are whistling for dogs 😂😂🤣🤣xx

[matthew55]

I always take life with a grain of salt....a slice of lime....and a shot of gold tequila. 😂😂🤣🤣x x

[matthew55]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, 'Is this stool taken?' 😂😂xx

[denise]

That's good xxx