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[matthew55]

A little boy asked his father, "Dad, how much does it cost to get married?" Dad replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying." 😂😂xx.

[matthew55]

To get his mind off his loosing streak at the races, I took my friend horse riding. His horse bolted. "How do I stop it?" yelled my friend. I shouted back "Put a bet on it" 😂😂

[matthew55]

My friend has schizophrenia, but he's good people. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

Or.... never trust atoms; they make everything up. 🤣🤣xx

[denise]

Very funny 🤣

[matthew55]

To avoid taking my Christmas lights down, I'm converting my home into an Italian restaurant. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. 😂😂xx

[Positive vibes]

I must be twisted but I chortled at that one....

[matthew55]

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "how do you drive this thing?" 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

I just got kicked out of a secret cooking society. I spilled the beans. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

The world tounge twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're going to give him a really tough sentence. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.😂😂xx

[matthew55]

If we shouldn't eat at night, why do they put a light in in the fridge? 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

People say "Matt, are you an optimist?" And I say, "I hope so." 😂😂xx