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    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚xx
    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜xx

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      Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚xx
      Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜xx

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        ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ƒ terrible but keep them coming

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          matthew55 where do you get all these jokes from, or do you really make them all up yourself? In which case you"ve got enough to write a book x
          Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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            I confess I look them up online. I was always rubbish at remembering jokes. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜xx
            Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜xx

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              And me an

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                My message went without me asking to post it.

                I'd never remember these but I do have a good laugh. Ta very much ๐Ÿ˜š

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                  Yes I am rubbish too at remembering jokes, but itโ€™s so good to have a laugh x
                  Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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                    No jokes this morning ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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                      Why do seagulls fly over the sea?.......If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚xx
                      Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜xx

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                        Why did the chicken go to the seance ๐Ÿ”?

                        To get to the other side ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ™„
                        Initial diagnosis 7-4-2021 'suspected MND' confirmed by 2nd opinion 4th June 2021 ALS. Began with R foot limp and lots of falls. Generally weak. Mostly terrified.โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹โ€‹

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                          If athletes get athlete's footโ€‹โ€‹, what do so elves get?........Mistle-toes. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚xx
                          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜xx

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                            When do computers overheat?.......... When they need to vent. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚xx
                            Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜xx

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                              Or maybe when they canโ€™t vent x
                              Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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                                Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?............. It's making headlines! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚xx
                                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜xx

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