Smile

[denise]

One year for Christmas my husband bought me a torch. I wish that was a start of a joke!

[Bowler]

matthew55 only time will tell if that was a wise thing to do 😁

[Ellie]

matthew55 only time will tell if that was a wise thing to do

Clockwise or anti-clockwise??

[Bowler]

Ellie on the face of it clockwise 😉

[matthew55]

Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired. 😃x

[Bowler]

A lady sitting in the Dentist chair
said to the Dentist i’d rather have a baby than have a tooth out
The Dentist replied make your mind up and I’ll adjust the chair

[matthew55]

Oooh so close 😉😂

[denise]

Our usual colostomy equipment is out of order so we are going to use a tapeworm with a Gopro strapped to its head.

[Ellie]

on the face of it clockwise 😉

On the other hand, perhaps anti-clockwise??

[Bowler]

Ellie ah I think the pendulum is swinging your way oh wait a second 😉

[Ellie]

Bowler I'm all wound up now, I've got to stop.

[Bowler]

Ellie ok but I’ll keep a watch out for next time 😁

[matthew55]

Wa wa wa wa woooom 😃

[matthew55]

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says "sorry don't serve food here."

[Ellie]

Please, can we not post any jokes which demean and belittle any gender, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, religion or culture.

I’d like to think society has moved away from perpetuating stereotypical joke themes, which are actually pretty offensive.

Love Ellie.