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    Why are there gates around cemeteries?....... Because people are dying to get in. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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      Haha! On Classic FM this morning, something like "what stopped him trying to figure out how to put on his seatbelt? It finally clicked."
      Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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        What do sea monsters eat?........Fish and ships. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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          What do you call a factory that sells good products?........A satis-factory. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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            Why is a restaurant on the moon a bad idea?.......It wouldn't have any atmosphere. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
            Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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              Why can't your ear be 12 inches long?............ Because then it would be a foot. 🀣🀣xx
              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?....... Attire 🀣🀣xx
                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                  When I asked for a glass of wine in a restaurant the waiter asked for ID. I said I'm flattered you think I'm so young. He said I'm just checking to see if you qualify for the senior citizens discount.

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                    Why are frogs so happy?.........They just eat whatever bugs them. 🀣🀣xx
                    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                      Ah that’s the secret of happiness! X
                      Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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                        Why don't melons get married?............. Because they cantaloupe. πŸ˜…πŸ€£xx
                        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                          What did the cake say to the fork?...........You want a piece of me? 🀣🀣xx
                          Last edited by matthew55; 25 September 2021, 10:01.
                          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                            What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?........Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob. πŸ€£πŸ˜…xx
                            Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                              Haha very good. I do miss your jokes. 😘

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                                Where would you find an Elephant?.........The same place you lost it. 🀣🀣xx
                                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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