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**matthew55** · 27 September 2021, 06:02

What do you call a dog magician?.............A labracadabrador. 🤣🤣xx

**matthew55** · 28 September 2021, 04:55

How is life like toilet paper?........ You're either on a roll, or taking s*** from someone. 🤣🤣xx

**denise** · 28 September 2021, 06:56

Very good. 🤭🤣😂

**Lynne K** · 28 September 2021, 09:45

Originally posted by matthew55 View Post

How is life like toilet paper?........ You're either on a roll, or taking s*** from someone. 🤣🤣xx

😂 xx

**Lynne K** · 28 September 2021, 09:46

Originally posted by matthew55 View Post

What do you call a dog magician?.............A labracadabrador. 🤣🤣xx

😆 😂 xx

**matthew55** · 28 September 2021, 16:54

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?........He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil. 🤣🤣xx

**matthew55** · 29 September 2021, 07:59

Did you hear about the giant monster who ate too many houses?.......He was homesick! 😂😂xx

**matthew55** · 30 September 2021, 04:48

What do you get if you cross a snake with a kangaroo?.......A jump rope. 😂😂xx

**matthew55** · 30 September 2021, 10:05

Why do ducks fly South for the winter?..... Because it's too far to waddle. 🤣🤣xx

**matthew55** · 1 October 2021, 04:44

Why did the Vampire read the newspaper?........He heard it had great circulation. 😂😂xx

**matthew55** · 1 October 2021, 06:59

Today is world smile day so come on guys and gals make us smile! 😉🤗😂😍xx

**LindaB** · 1 October 2021, 09:09

Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? 🤔

He was outstanding in his field. 🤦😬

**matthew55** · 2 October 2021, 05:27

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?.............. One's a Goodyear. The other's a Great Year! 🤣🤣xx

**matthew55** · 2 October 2021, 06:16

How is sex like a game of bridge?...........If you have a great hand, you don't need a partner! 😂😂xx

**Lynne K** · 2 October 2021, 09:11

Mathew you’re a star and Linda a budding star, so amusing 😂 😘 xx

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