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    I was making breakfast and I thought I must check what Matthew has posted. Well done you it's great to laugh.
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    when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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      A priest, a rabbit and a minister went into a bar. The barman asked the rabbit, "What would you like to drink?"

      "I don't know, I'm only here because of autocorrect"

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        What do people in China call their best quality plates? 😂😂xx
        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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          She phones me last night, and says"Come on over, no one's home!" I got there, and there was no one at home. 🤣🤣xx
          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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            Who's that on the phone?
            Must be the coast-guard.
            Coast-guard?
            Someone keeps phoning asking if the coast is clear.

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              Matthew I've just got the China joke. 🤣😂🤣
              when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                One of my friends is addicted to brake fluid. He told me he can stop anytime. 😂😂xx
                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                  Very funny. Funnily enough my handbrake didn't work the other day. Bit concerning.
                  when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                    I’ve just sold my Homing Pigeon on EBay for the 22nd time.😂
                    Richard

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                      Oh that's an idea. Might have to try that out. Thanks Richard 🤣
                      when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                        Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?....... He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. 🤣🤣xx
                        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                          Why are thespians told to "break a leg?".......... Because every play has a cast. 😂😂xx
                          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                            Haha. Exit stage right 🤣
                            when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                              It takes a lot of balls to play golf like I do. 🤣🤣xx
                              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                                I was a bit like that. Forever in the bushes. 🤭
                                when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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