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[denise]

A Christmas joke yippee. I'm guessing ellie allows them now without throwing a tantrum 🤣

[matthew55]

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. 🤡😂😂xx

[matthew55]

When the cannibal showed up late to the buffet, they gave him the cold shoulder. ❄️👀😂xx

[denise]

Very good. Love them.

[matthew55]

Did you hear about the chap who had his whole left side amputated? He's all right now. 🤣🤣xx

[WheelsOfSteel]

I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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[denise]

🤭🤣😂

[matthew55]

What do cows most like to read?…..... Cattle-logs. 😂😂 xx

[denise]

haha. well done freddie. i had cats called fred, wilma and barney. unfortunately betty became ill and had to be put to sleep but barney is living on dartmoor and the other two are alive and very well in ipswich. xxxx

[matthew55]

What do you call a pig that does karate?........ A pork chop. 🐽😂😂xx

[matthew55]

What did Santa do when he went speed dating?...... He pulled a cracker! 🎅😁😂😂xx

[denise]

Oh that's good. Well done Matthew more please xxx

[matthew55]

Who is never hungry at Christmas?..... The turkey-it's always stuffed. 🦃🎄🍗😂😂xx

[matthew55]

A gingerbread man went to the doctor's complaining of a sore knee. 'A sore knee?" the doctor said " Have you tried icing it!?" 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?...... Because of his poor elf. 🏥😂😂xx