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    What do you call an old snowman?......... Water. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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      Oh those are really great. Well done you. Big kiss πŸ˜˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
      when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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        Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?.......... He was picking his nose! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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          Very funny as usual Mathew, thanks xx
          ALS diagnosed November 2017, limb onset. For the 4 yrs previously I was losing my balance.

          I'm staying positive and taking each day as it comes.

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            Just noticing it's this thread's birthday tomorrow. Matthew. Joke party? x
            Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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              What do you always get on your birthday?........ Another year older! πŸŽ‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                What happens to a thread when it’s used every day for a year? It becomes threadbare x
                Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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                  Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?...... Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! 🀣🀣xx
                  Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                    Haha! On further thought I think mine would be better as: What happens to a thread after a year’s daily use? It becomes a little thread bear that helps people start the day with a smile
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                    could be a fun challenge thinking these up x
                    Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset.

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                      πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆWhy did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!πŸ€ΆπŸŽ…
                      Initial diagnosis 7-4-2021 'suspected MND' confirmed by 2nd opinion 4th June 2021 ALS. Began with R foot limp and lots of falls. NIV overnight. Generally weak. Mostly terrified.​​​​​​

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                        Brilliant. Wish I could do jokes but I'm happy just to tune in every day xxxxx
                        when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                          When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?....... When you slice it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
                          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                            Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
                            When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?....... When you slice it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
                            Lol. Not very inventive of me but you've sparked a similar joke . When is fish like a golf ball? ... When you hook it So sad, sorry

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                              It's the threads 1st birthday so anything is welcome πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸ˜πŸ€—xx
                              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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                                What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?..... "It must have reindeer" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
                                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

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