Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Smile

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    What do you call an old snowman?......... Water. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
    Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

    Comment


      Oh those are really great. Well done you. Big kiss πŸ˜˜πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
      when i can think of something profound i will update this.

      Comment


        Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?.......... He was picking his nose! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

        Comment


          Very funny as usual Mathew, thanks xx
          ALS diagnosed November 2017, limb onset. For the 4 yrs previously I was losing my balance.

          I'm staying positive and taking each day as it comes.

          Comment


            Just noticing it's this thread's birthday tomorrow. Matthew. Joke party? x
            Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!

            Comment


              What do you always get on your birthday?........ Another year older! πŸŽ‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

              Comment


                What happens to a thread when it’s used every day for a year? It becomes threadbare x
                Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!

                Comment


                  Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?...... Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! 🀣🀣xx
                  Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

                  Comment


                    Haha! On further thought I think mine would be better as: What happens to a thread after a year’s daily use? It becomes a little thread bear that helps people start the day with a smile
                    🐨❀️
                    could be a fun challenge thinking these up x
                    Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!

                    Comment


                      πŸŽ…πŸ€ΆWhy did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!πŸ€ΆπŸŽ…
                      Initial diagnosis 7-4-2021 'suspected MND' confirmed by 2nd opinion 4th June 2021 ALS. Began with R foot limp and lots of falls. NIV overnight. Generally weak. Mostly terrified.​​​​​​

                      Comment


                        Brilliant. Wish I could do jokes but I'm happy just to tune in every day xxxxx
                        when i can think of something profound i will update this.

                        Comment


                          When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?....... When you slice it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
                          Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

                          Comment


                            Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
                            When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?....... When you slice it. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
                            Lol. Not very inventive of me but you've sparked a similar joke . When is fish like a golf ball? ... When you hook it So sad, sorry
                            Diagnosed 18th May 2021 with sporadic ALS. Limb onset. Terrified of not being able to breathe easily.

                            Comment


                              It's the threads 1st birthday so anything is welcome πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸ˜πŸ€—xx
                              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

                              Comment


                                What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?..... "It must have reindeer" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx
                                Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong πŸ€—πŸ˜˜πŸ€—πŸ˜xx

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X