What do you call an old snowman?......... Water. ππxx
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Oh those are really great. Well done you. Big kiss ππ€£π€£πwhen i can think of something profound i will update this.Comment
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?.......... He was picking his nose! ππxxBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxxComment
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Very funny as usual Mathew, thanks xxALS diagnosed November 2017, limb onset. For the 4 yrs previously I was losing my balance.
I'm staying positive and taking each day as it comes.Comment
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Just noticing it's this thread's birthday tomorrow. Matthew. Joke party? xDiagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!Comment
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What do you always get on your birthday?........ Another year older! πππxxBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxxComment
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What happens to a thread when itβs used every day for a year? It becomes threadbare xDiagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!Comment
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Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?...... Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! π€£π€£xx
Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxxComment
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Haha! On further thought I think mine would be better as: What happens to a thread after a yearβs daily use? It becomes a little thread bear that helps people start the day with a smile
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could be a fun challenge thinking these up xDiagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!Comment
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π π€ΆWhy did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!π€ΆπInitial diagnosis 7-4-2021 'suspected MND' confirmed by 2nd opinion 4th June 2021 ALS. Began with R foot limp and lots of falls. NIV overnight. Generally weak. Mostly terrified.ββββββComment
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Brilliant. Wish I could do jokes but I'm happy just to tune in every day xxxxxwhen i can think of something profound i will update this.Comment
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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?....... When you slice it. ππxxBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxxComment
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Lol. Not very inventive of me but you've sparked a similar jokeOriginally posted by matthew55 View Post
. When is fish like a golf ball? ... When you hook it 
So sad, sorry
Diagnosed 18th May 2021 with sporadic ALS. Limb onset. Terrified of not being able to breathe easily.Comment
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It's the threads 1st birthday so anything is welcome ππππ€xxBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxxComment
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What did Santa say when he stepped into a big puddle?..... "It must have reindeer" ππxxBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxxComment
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