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    Go back in an instant ? Tell me if I got the punch line?

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      Microwaves do things faster. If you have coffee that can be made "instantly" but use a microwave to do it even faster, do you go back in time?
      I have forgotten the name of the stand-up comedian we can blame for that one
      I'll get my coat...
      Hi, I'm Eddie.
      Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
      Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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        A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. 😂😂
        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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          Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
          A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. 😂😂
          😱😱😱
          Diagnosed 18th May 2021 with sporadic ALS. Limb onset. Terrified of not being able to breathe easily.

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            My Burns Night party was a disaster. It went from Bard to verse.
            Hi, I'm Eddie.
            Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
            Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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              My star sign is Pyrex..... I was a test tube baby. 😂😂
              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                🤭😂🤣🤭
                when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                  Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
                  Hi, I'm Eddie.
                  Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                  Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                    Love it. I'm a work in progress 🤣😂🤭
                    when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                      You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace. 😂😂
                      Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                        Life is like a box of chocolates.. It doesn't last long if you're physically challenged. 🍫😂😂
                        Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                          The toffees last longer. 🤭
                          when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                            Matthew I don't get the fire place joke.
                            still dont get the donkey reference.
                            Least I'm honest 🙄
                            when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                              I'm sorry you don't get it. It would take too long to explain it but the donkey is a metaphor. 😏😉😄😘xx
                              Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx

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                                The meal I had in a German restaurant was awful. The sausage was the Wurst.
                                Hi, I'm Eddie.
                                Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                                Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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