Smile

[Hairbsb]

Two more for the road. 'Dog breeds by Al Sation' . Green or red by Tom A. To.

[Tony]

When I die I’d like it to be like my father died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.

[Lcfcno1fan]

When I die I’d like it to be like my father died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.

🤣🤣🤣

[denise]

Very good all of you. Matthew would have been proud xxx

[Lcfcno1fan]

Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?

Because they can’t get their little wrappers off 🤷🏻♂️

[WheelsOfSteel]

Uri Geller - surprisingly hard to stab...

[Lcfcno1fan]

Whatever my transvestite friend tries he can never look any good in a miniskirt……. I have to admire his balls for trying though 🤷🏻♂️

[WheelsOfSteel]

Tonight I'm having beef stew with dumplings.
I shouldn't really call her that, but she's a big girl...

[WheelsOfSteel]

I asked the chap in the DIY shop for some striped paint, but he said it was just a pigment of my imagination...

[Hairbsb]

WheelsOfSteel my kind of joke

[WheelsOfSteel]

They say I have the memory of an elephant.
It's true - I do remember that I once saw an elephant 🐘

[denise]

Brilliant 🤣😂🤣

[WheelsOfSteel]

My brother has gone a bit nuts - he thinks he's a chocolate orange.
We're thinking of having him sectioned...

[Lcfcno1fan]

Quick tip to all the married men on here……. Try praising your wife every now and again, even if it does startle her at first

[denise]

Stephen told me I had a lovely face last night! I nearly fainted!!