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    Two more for the road. 'Dog breeds by Al Sation' . Green or red by Tom A. To.

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      When I die I’d like it to be like my father died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.

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        Originally posted by Tony View Post
        When I die I’d like it to be like my father died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.
        🤣🤣🤣
        Foxes Never Quit 💙

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          Very good all of you. Matthew would have been proud xxx
          when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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            Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?

            Because they can’t get their little wrappers off 🤷🏻‍♂️
            Foxes Never Quit 💙

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              Uri Geller - surprisingly hard to stab...
              Hi, I'm Eddie.
              Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
              Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                Whatever my transvestite friend tries he can never look any good in a miniskirt……. I have to admire his balls for trying though 🤷🏻‍♂️
                Foxes Never Quit 💙

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                  Tonight I'm having beef stew with dumplings.
                  I shouldn't really call her that, but she's a big girl...
                  Hi, I'm Eddie.
                  Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                  Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                    I asked the chap in the DIY shop for some striped paint, but he said it was just a pigment of my imagination...
                    Hi, I'm Eddie.
                    Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                    Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                      WheelsOfSteel my kind of joke

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                        They say I have the memory of an elephant.
                        It's true - I do remember that I once saw an elephant 🐘
                        Hi, I'm Eddie.
                        Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                        Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                          Brilliant 🤣😂🤣
                          when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                            My brother has gone a bit nuts - he thinks he's a chocolate orange.
                            We're thinking of having him sectioned...
                            Hi, I'm Eddie.
                            Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                            Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                              Quick tip to all the married men on here……. Try praising your wife every now and again, even if it does startle her at first
                              Foxes Never Quit 💙

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                                Stephen told me I had a lovely face last night! I nearly fainted!!
                                when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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