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    WheelsOfSteel 🀣🀣🀣 I love that😍
    Started limping 2017, diagnosed August 2021. Wheelchair user and reduced shoulder function. Trying to be positive 😺.

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      Someone said that with my voice I should be singing on TV or the radio - at least folk would then have the option of switching it off...

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        I went to see the Disney On Ice show.
        It was just some old bloke in a freezer...
        Hi, I'm Eddie.
        Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
        Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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          That reminded me of Peter cook and Dudley Moore - behind the fridge. I saw that live brilliant.
          when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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            Why is it that an old person seems to die every time they put up a new park bench...
            Hi, I'm Eddie.
            Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
            Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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              The other night I went into the lounge and told my wife:
              I'm going to the pub, put your coat on.
              My wife overjoyed that I included her in my activity, asked me:
              Does that meant that you're taking me with you darling?
              I replied "no... I'm turning the heating off" πŸ™ˆ
              Foxes Never Quit πŸ’™

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                Sounds like something my husband would say 🀭
                when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                  Police were called to a bank robbery yesterday, and they immediately sealed all the exits.
                  Unfortunately, the robbers escaped through one of the entrances...
                  Hi, I'm Eddie.
                  Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                  Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                    I told my wife that she had drew her eyebrows on way too high…….. she seemed very surprised
                    Foxes Never Quit πŸ’™

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                      I rub my eye brows off when I'm stressed. Funny thing is if I pick up the black pencil by mistake I can never get it to come off. 🧐
                      when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                        A court cleared a defendant of gross indecency.
                        Turned out he had only been indecent 143 times...
                        Hi, I'm Eddie.
                        Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                        Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                          Very good xx
                          when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                            I watched the Directors Cut of a porn film.
                            At the end he actually fixed her washing machine...
                            Hi, I'm Eddie.
                            Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                            Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                              WheelsOfSteel took me a while to get that one.... I'm so innocent 🀣
                              Diagnosis confirmed Jan 2022 (age 46) after several years ignored/ misdiagnosed.

                              Symptoms began in left foot 2017. Now mainly left side, speech and some loss on right side too.

                              Unable to walk unaided (powerchair user), poor speech, left hand behaves like a drunk toddler but generally positive and determined.

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                                I didn't get it. I read it before and thought it must be me but I still haven't figured it out. 😫
                                when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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