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    Originally posted by denise View Post
    I saw that and thought of you! Bowler 😄
    🙄🤣🤣

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      A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought,
      "I'm too old for this nonsense !"
      So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
      The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said,
      "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."
      The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :-
      "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!
      The Cop left saying,
      " Have a good day, Sir "...​
      Foxes Never Quit 💙

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        I've got a joke about trickle down economics.

        Unfortunately the vast majority won't get it.
        Started limping 2017, diagnosed August 2021. Wheelchair user and reduced shoulder and hand function. Trying to be positive 😺.

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          The guy who played Captain Jack Sparrow has done a fitness video...


          Pilates of the Caribbean
          2020: odd symptoms. Nov 2021: Hand atrophy.. Mar 2022: Second arm atrophy - Confirmed Apr 2022: MND.
          Also Crohn's Disease from 2005ish. (Hi, I'm Dan in Cheshire)...

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            20221001_092330.jpg🙂
            when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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              20221002_083129.jpg 😉
              when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                Originally posted by denise View Post
                At least four out of five for me
                Hi, I'm Eddie.
                Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                  And me 🤣
                  when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                    😬
                    Foxes Never Quit 💙

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                      I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowoooOOOOOO
                      Hi, I'm Eddie.
                      Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                      Still walking and talking, and wondering what the future will bring.

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                        BREAKING NEWS !!…

                        A man has been arrested in Tesco today after he squirted all of the fresh fruit with Domestos.

                        Police say they have charged him with bleach of the peach
                        Foxes Never Quit 💙

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                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVS1...=dannocreative
                          when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                            20221020_140545.jpg 🎃🎃🎃
                            when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                              when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                                20221025_074312.jpg 😉
                                when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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