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**matthew55** · 24 February 2021, 07:53

I said to my Gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Fridays.'' 😂x

**denise** · 24 February 2021, 07:59

2 cannibals eating a clown.
one says to the other "does this taste funny?"

**matthew55** · 24 February 2021, 13:38

How do you stop a bull from charging?......... Cancel it's credit card. 😊x

**richard** · 6 March 2021, 06:21

Do you know that birthdays are good for you ? The more you have the longer you live.

Richard

**Bowler** · 6 March 2021, 06:44

Originally posted by richard View Post

Do you know that birthdays are good for you ? The more you have the longer you live.

Richard

Have you been reading the complete works of Confucius 😁

**matthew55** · 6 March 2021, 07:08

A perfectionist walked into a bar..... apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough. x

**matthew55** · 7 March 2021, 08:16

If you're American when you go in the bathroom.... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

European. 😂x

**Nettie** · 7 March 2021, 12:29

🤣🤣

**matthew55** · 7 March 2021, 13:01

Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords. 😂x

**matthew55** · 7 March 2021, 19:29

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas. 😂x

**matthew55** · 8 March 2021, 11:03

I like elephants.... Everything else is irrelephant. 😂x

**richard** · 9 March 2021, 05:55

There are three types of people in this world, those who can do math and those who cannot.

Richard

**richard** · 9 March 2021, 05:56

What’s bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Richard

**denise** · 9 March 2021, 07:16

😄😁😉😊😎

**matthew55** · 9 March 2021, 08:49

Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of blue paint. All the passengers were marooned. 😂x

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