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    I said to my Gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Fridays.'' πŸ˜‚x

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      2 cannibals eating a clown.
      one says to the other "does this taste funny?"

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        How do you stop a bull from charging?......... Cancel it's credit card. 😊x

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          Do you know that birthdays are good for you ? The more you have the longer you live.

          Richard
          Richard

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            Originally posted by richard View Post
            Do you know that birthdays are good for you ? The more you have the longer you live.

            Richard
            Have you been reading the complete works of Confucius 😁

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              A perfectionist walked into a bar..... apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough. x

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                If you're American when you go in the bathroom.... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?

                European. πŸ˜‚x

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                  🀣🀣
                  Janette x

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                    Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords. πŸ˜‚x

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                      My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas. πŸ˜‚x

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                        I like elephants.... Everything else is irrelephant. πŸ˜‚x

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                          There are three types of people in this world, those who can do math and those who cannot.

                          Richard
                          Richard

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                            What’s bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

                            A carrot.

                            Richard
                            Richard

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                              πŸ˜„πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Ž

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                                Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, the other a load of blue paint. All the passengers were marooned. πŸ˜‚x

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