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[Bowler]

richard 😂😂😂

[matthew55]

Patient: "Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow."
Doctor: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the mouth."
😂😂x

[richard]

Two conspiracy theorists walked into a bar. Or did they?

Richard

[matthew55]

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible!! What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. 😂x

[matthew55]

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear, and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." 😂x

[denise]

That's terrible 😊

[matthew55]

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?..... Reality. 😂

[matthew55]

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. "Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type in here!" 😂

[matthew55]

I'm on a Whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 😂

[denise]

Ha that's quite good😄😊😆

[matthew55]

Praise indeed fair lady, I thank thee. 😁

[denise]

You've really got into outlander

[Bowler]

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[denise]

Oh my 🤡

[matthew55]

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They have charged one - and let the other off. 😂