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  • matthew55
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    How do you stop a bull from charging?......... Cancel it's credit card. 😊x

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  • denise
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    2 cannibals eating a clown.
    one says to the other "does this taste funny?"

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  • matthew55
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    I said to my Gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Fridays.'' 😂x

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  • richard
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    Deb Brilliant
    Richard

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  • Bowler
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    Originally posted by Deb View Post
    I like that one too Matthew! 🤣x

    My husband bought a world map and gave me a dart and said " throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over " Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.
    Boom boom 🦊

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  • Deb
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    I like that one too Matthew! 🤣x

    My husband bought a world map and gave me a dart and said " throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over " Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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  • richard
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    matthew55 Great one

    Richard

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  • matthew55
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    I went to the zoo last year. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu. 😂x

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  • denise
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    Methinks your wives were too clever for you. 😄😊😋

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  • matthew55
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    Marriage is very over rated 😁x

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  • Suefromwakey
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    Glad your back on form Denise

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  • denise
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    All I have to say is that's one of the reasons men need to get married because without us they know nothing. 😛

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  • Bowler
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    My local school is sponsored by Ikea
    standards are good
    But Assembly takes ages

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  • Bowler
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    🪖🪖

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  • matthew55
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    Now you've done it. Heads down. 😉😁x

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