Smile

[matthew55]

How do you stop a bull from charging?......... Cancel it's credit card. 😊x

[denise]

2 cannibals eating a clown.
one says to the other "does this taste funny?"

[matthew55]

I said to my Gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Fridays.'' 😂x

[richard]

Deb Brilliant
Richard

[Bowler]

I like that one too Matthew! 🤣x

My husband bought a world map and gave me a dart and said " throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over " Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.

Boom boom 🦊

[Deb]

I like that one too Matthew! 🤣x

My husband bought a world map and gave me a dart and said " throw this and wherever it lands I'm taking you for a holiday when the pandemic is over " Turns out we're spending two weeks behind the fridge.

[richard]

matthew55 Great one

Richard

[matthew55]

I went to the zoo last year. There was only a dog in it - it was a shihtzu. 😂x

[denise]

Methinks your wives were too clever for you. 😄😊😋

[matthew55]

Marriage is very over rated 😁x

[Suefromwakey]

Glad your back on form Denise

[denise]

All I have to say is that's one of the reasons men need to get married because without us they know nothing. 😛

[Bowler]

My local school is sponsored by Ikea
standards are good
But Assembly takes ages

[Bowler]

🪖🪖

[matthew55]

Now you've done it. Heads down. 😉😁x