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[matthew55]

Why don't melons get married?............. Because they cantaloupe. 😅🤣xx

[Heather R]

Ah that’s the secret of happiness! X

[matthew55]

Why are frogs so happy?.........They just eat whatever bugs them. 🤣🤣xx

[Deb]

When I asked for a glass of wine in a restaurant the waiter asked for ID. I said I'm flattered you think I'm so young. He said I'm just checking to see if you qualify for the senior citizens discount.

[matthew55]

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?....... Attire 🤣🤣xx

[matthew55]

Why can't your ear be 12 inches long?............ Because then it would be a foot. 🤣🤣xx

[matthew55]

Why is a restaurant on the moon a bad idea?.......It wouldn't have any atmosphere. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

What do you call a factory that sells good products?........A satis-factory. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

What do sea monsters eat?........Fish and ships. 😂😂xx

[Heather R]

Haha! On Classic FM this morning, something like "what stopped him trying to figure out how to put on his seatbelt? It finally clicked."

[matthew55]

Why are there gates around cemeteries?....... Because people are dying to get in. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?............. It's making headlines! 😂😂xx

[Heather R]

Or maybe when they can’t vent x

[matthew55]

When do computers overheat?.......... When they need to vent. 😂😂xx

[matthew55]

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do so elves get?........Mistle-toes. 😂😂xx