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  • denise
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    I rub my eye brows off when I'm stressed. Funny thing is if I pick up the black pencil by mistake I can never get it to come off. 🧐

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  • Lcfcno1fan
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    I told my wife that she had drew her eyebrows on way too high…….. she seemed very surprised

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  • WheelsOfSteel
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    Police were called to a bank robbery yesterday, and they immediately sealed all the exits.
    Unfortunately, the robbers escaped through one of the entrances...

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  • denise
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    Sounds like something my husband would say 🀭

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  • Lcfcno1fan
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    The other night I went into the lounge and told my wife:
    I'm going to the pub, put your coat on.
    My wife overjoyed that I included her in my activity, asked me:
    Does that meant that you're taking me with you darling?
    I replied "no... I'm turning the heating off" πŸ™ˆ

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  • WheelsOfSteel
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    Why is it that an old person seems to die every time they put up a new park bench...

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  • denise
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    That reminded me of Peter cook and Dudley Moore - behind the fridge. I saw that live brilliant.

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  • WheelsOfSteel
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    I went to see the Disney On Ice show.
    It was just some old bloke in a freezer...

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  • Arcadian
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    Someone said that with my voice I should be singing on TV or the radio - at least folk would then have the option of switching it off...

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  • Tabbycat
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    WheelsOfSteel 🀣🀣🀣 I love that😍

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  • WheelsOfSteel
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    The inventor of predictive text died recently.
    His funfair will be on Monkey.

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  • Doug Carpenter
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    Ha ha

    I've helped build one

    Doug

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  • Lcfcno1fan
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    I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?

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  • WheelsOfSteel
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    Our wedding was very emotional
    Even the cake was in tiers...

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  • denise
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    Even better πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜

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