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  • matthew55
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    Why don't melons get married?............. Because they cantaloupe. πŸ˜…πŸ€£xx

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  • Heather R
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    Ah that’s the secret of happiness! X

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  • matthew55
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    Why are frogs so happy?.........They just eat whatever bugs them. 🀣🀣xx

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  • Deb
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    When I asked for a glass of wine in a restaurant the waiter asked for ID. I said I'm flattered you think I'm so young. He said I'm just checking to see if you qualify for the senior citizens discount.

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  • matthew55
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    What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?....... Attire 🀣🀣xx

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  • matthew55
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    Why can't your ear be 12 inches long?............ Because then it would be a foot. 🀣🀣xx

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  • matthew55
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    Why is a restaurant on the moon a bad idea?.......It wouldn't have any atmosphere. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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  • matthew55
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    What do you call a factory that sells good products?........A satis-factory. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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  • matthew55
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    What do sea monsters eat?........Fish and ships. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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  • Heather R
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    Haha! On Classic FM this morning, something like "what stopped him trying to figure out how to put on his seatbelt? It finally clicked."

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  • matthew55
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    Why are there gates around cemeteries?....... Because people are dying to get in. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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  • matthew55
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    Have you heard about the corduroy pillow?............. It's making headlines! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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  • Heather R
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    Or maybe when they can’t vent x

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  • matthew55
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    When do computers overheat?.......... When they need to vent. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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  • matthew55
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    If athletes get athlete's foot​​, what do so elves get?........Mistle-toes. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚xx

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