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  • matthew55
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    Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care. 😂x

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  • Positive vibes
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    And another:

    Why aren't Koalas actual bears?

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    Because they don't have the right koalaifications! (groan)...

    I'll get my coat....

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  • Positive vibes
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    This is specifically for the person who stole my anti-depressants.....

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    I hope you are happy!

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  • Positive vibes
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    Originally posted by matthew55 View Post
    i want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car. 🤣x
    :d:d:d

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  • matthew55
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    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car. 🤣x

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  • Bowler
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    Originally posted by Positive vibes View Post
    An oldie, but, hopefully a goodie:

    As my day job, I am a scarecrow. People say I am outstanding in my field.

    But,

    Hay. It's in my jeans....
    😂😂😂

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  • Positive vibes
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    An oldie, but, hopefully a goodie:

    As my day job, I am a scarecrow. People say I am outstanding in my field.

    But,

    Hay. It's in my jeans....

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  • denise
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    Oh very good.

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  • Positive vibes
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    Why did the cowboy get a sausage dog?

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    Because he wanted to get a long little doggie....

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  • Bowler
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    😂😂😂😂

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  • denise
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    brilliant

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  • matthew55
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    A woman in surgery has a vision of God, "Will I die here and now?" She asks him "No." says God, "You will have 30 more years to live." With that in mind she leaves Hospital and on the same afternoon spends all her money on Plastic surgery to her face, breasts, bum, legs everything. Leaving there with a swagger as a new woman she crosses the street and gets killed by a truck. On arrival at Heaven she says to God, "You promised me 30 more years of life?" "That I did," God replied, "I just didn't recognise you."

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  • denise
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    predictive text helps but i think it makes us lazy. my spelling used to be brilliant but its not what it was.

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  • matthew55
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    Correct spelling is the bane of my life.😞

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  • richard
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    This sentence contains exactly threeee erors

    Richard

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