You sure are a real hard audience. How about a limerick to entertain you? One line each okay? Here goes:
There was an odd fellow from Manchester......
There was an odd fellow from Manchester......
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Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxx -
Who liked to nibble on pancetta
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The pancetta was off He developed a cough
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Ok come on someone finish it off πwhen i can think of something profound i will update this.Comment
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Which in the end saw him off !Comment
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That'll do πwhen i can think of something profound i will update this.Comment
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There was once a princess named DeniseBulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong π€ππ€πxxComment
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Who struggled with the PortugueseEach day is made easier with a bit of humour.Comment
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If only she knew how to say cheeseComment
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She would not be down on her kneesDiagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!Comment
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Hip hip hooray for DeniseIβm going to do this even if it kills me!Comment
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Oh that was brilliant. I've never laughed so much this hour of the morning ππππwhen i can think of something profound i will update this.Comment
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There was an old lady called Nellywhen i can think of something profound i will update this.Comment
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Who liked to show off her bare bellyComment
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