Limerick

[denise]

This things a joke I will stick to raspberry fool
😄

[denise]

The ruler broke

[Bowler]

So she smacked her husband with a rule

[denise]

Who was feeling unbelievably cruel

[Bowler]

Who liked to eat lemon fool

[matthew55]

There was an old lady in Poole

[denise]

Well done you!

[matthew55]

Where common sense went out the gate
The people were asleep
With little to eat
And draconic rules force people to hate

[denise]

Did you put this under the wrong heading? Not going be easy to rhyme with state.
😕

[matthew55]

Britain is a police state

[denise]

He chewed on a toad
Fell into the road
And is now at the gates coloured pearly.
boom boom 🐈😭

[Suefromwakey]

who was ever so surly

[denise]

There once was a cat called Curley

[denise]

Oh very good. Well done everyone 😄

[GaryM]

Half way to Southport
He had to abort.
Cause he needed to go for a wee.

Boom, boom.