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    Hospital consultants and Brexit

    Physicians were unable to reach a consensus - should Brexit take place?

    The Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Brexiters had a lot of nerve.

    Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

    The Plastic Surgeons opined that May’s proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists would flush the whole idea down the drain.

    Anaesthesiologists thought it was all gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the final decision up to the idiotic Parliamentarians.

    Just tucking you in with a smile - I hope.

    Night, night!

    Diagnosed April 2017

    Thanks Doug.

    It's good to go 'off topic' every now and then, with some light entertainment - and always great to end the day with a chuckle or two!

    Sweet dreams,
    Kayleigh x


      Hi Doug,

      This has made me laugh out loud and brought on a bout of emotional lability but it was worth it. Thank you and goodnight.

      I’m going to do this even if it kills me!