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    Bh. Bt

    A few teasers for a bank holiday.

    1. A man pushes his car to a hotel and tells the owner he’s bankrupt. Why?

    2. I left my campsite and hiked south for 3 miles. Then I turned east and hiked for 3 miles. I then turned north and hiked for 3 miles, at which time I came upon a bear inside my tent eating my food! What color was the bear?

    3. A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?

    4. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one. Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna does not use hers. Bill Clinton always uses his. The Pope never uses his. What is it?

    5. You’re escaping a maze, and there are three doors in front of you. The door on the left leads to a pit of lava. The door in the center leads to a room filled with deadly gas. The door on the right leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in three months. Which door do you choose?

    #2
    1 😕
    when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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      #3
      Originally posted by denise View Post
      1 😕
      Nooooo. Have a thunk

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        #4
        I've thunk 3 times and still cant thunk what the answers are 😔
        when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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          #5
          Stuck on number 3
          Hi, I'm Eddie.
          Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
          Full time powerchair user. Overnight NIV. PEG'ed but still eating. Voice banked but still talking.
          Still wondering what the future will bring.

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            #6
            Originally posted by WheelsOfSteel View Post
            Stuck on number 3
            What’s up Eddie you got a touch of brain FREEZE 🤔

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              #7
              2 🤔
              when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                #8
                Bowler Doh! got it now.
                Hi, I'm Eddie.
                Started with wobbly left ankle in Nov 2020. Diagnosed 22 Oct 2021, confirmed by 2nd opinion 4 days later.
                Full time powerchair user. Overnight NIV. PEG'ed but still eating. Voice banked but still talking.
                Still wondering what the future will bring.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by denise View Post
                  2 🤔
                  Keep going

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                    #10
                    🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ 1 ? 😂😂🫣
                    Janette x

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Nettie View Post
                      🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ 1 ? 😂😂🫣
                      Pretty good for a Sloth. We’ll wait 🤣

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                        #12
                        Took me a while but I’ve got them now 👍

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bowler View Post

                          Pretty good for a Sloth. We’ll wait 🤣
                          Too much thinking for this sloth 🦥😂😂
                          Janette x

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                            #14
                            I've been to the hospital. Had something to eat. Had another go.

                            If theres a bear in my tent eating my stuff who cares what colour it us or the points of the compass.

                            As for pushing my car to an hotel!!

                            And I didn't think a maze would have doors but reckon that lion would be dead after all that time.

                            I'm just not cut out for thinking like this. I'm going to share a tree with Nettie .
                            🙂
                            when i can think of something profound i will update this.

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                              #15
                              Ooh, I love a good Bt Bowler thank you xx

                              I had heard of #4, but will scramble my brain thinking about the others.
                              ​Diagnosed 03/2007. Sporadic Definite ALS/MND Spinal (hand) Onset.
                              Eye gaze user - No functional limbs - No speech - Feeding tube - Overnight NIV.

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