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[Kayleigh]

"Do you know what type of butterfly it was (apart from it being a boy! - just wondering, how can you tell if it is male? .... I expect it might take a very powerful magnifying glass to find out! Lol) ?"

Kayleigh, doesn't it always?

Not sure if the topic of conversation is still butterflies? - sorry, I don't know anything much about nature ....and that includes 'the birds and the bees'! Lol

[Barry52]

Confession time.

I fell last Wednesday and fractured 2 vertebrae. I’m now on the happy juice.

Love,
Barry

[Kayleigh]

Oh Barry. I'm sorry you had another fall - and I hope you didn't have to wait long for an ambulance!

I hope you are resting and you are not in any pain.
Love Kayleigh x

[Gillette]

Not sure if the topic of conversation is still butterflies? - sorry, I don't know anything much about nature ....and that includes 'the birds and the bees'! Lol

Hi Kayleigh,

I was being a bit naughty with my comment. Sorry.

[Gillette]

Hi Barry,

Sorry you had a fall. It sounds nasty. I hope you're coping ok and that you will soon be fully recovered.

[Kayleigh]

Hi Dina,

No need to apologise.

I think your post was very funny and I was to trying to carry on the humour with a link to 'the birds and the bees'. Sorry if it didn't read very well and I didn't intend it to be a criticism of your post.

You have a very clever sense of humour and I like your style!

Love Kayleigh x

P.S I do know all about 'the birds and the bees' really!

[Gillette]

P.S I do know all about 'the birds and the bees' really!

Perhaps you could teach me about the birds and bees then, please, Kayleigh? I'm too sweet, young and innocent to know anything about them! Ha ha ha. Which of our lovely men on here do you think would help us?

[ccinjersey]

Very sorry to hear of your injury Barry, wishing you a fast recovery.

CCxox

[Terry]

There I am moaning about my aching back, Barry,

Hope you soon recover but I guess that it will take a while. What happy juice are you on.

Love Terry

[Ellie]

Oh no Barry, that sounds painful

You know yourself it could have been a lot worse so I won't lecture you on the importance of staying upright....

Hope you heal quickly and glad your 'happy juice' is working well.

Love Ellie.

[Deb]

So sorry for your fall, Barry. It sounds really painful and depressing.

I dont think I am in any position ( literally) to give any advice about not falling but I really hope you feel better soon and that the happy juice is working.

Love Debbie x

[Doug Carpenter]

[Kayleigh, doesn't it always? I was being a bit naughty with my comment.]

A bit?…..a bit!!!!

Dina – you were being VERY naughty, very cheeky and very, very funny.

Yesterday was a bit rough because of a fall – nothing as bad as Barry, which I was really sorry to hear about. Hope you’re slowly mending Barry. So the way Ellie’s lovely butterfly post had been expertly hijacked made me laugh out loud. A much needed tonic at the time. Thank you.

[Perhaps you could teach me about the birds and bees then, please, Kayleigh? I'm too sweet, young and innocent to know anything about them! Ha ha ha. Which of our lovely men on here do you think would help us]

Anything you need to know, just PM Dr Doug, Pleasure Consultant. My usual prescription, however, is just to buy new batteries.

Big hug
Doug

[Kayleigh]

Hi Doug,

I'm sorry to hear you had a fall yesterday. I hope that you were able to get help quickly and that you have got some 'happy juice' like Barry has to help alleviate any pain.

As a treat and to help you recover, I contacted a blonde physiotherapist I know to see if she could come round to yours to cheer you up and massage any bruised areas - unfortunately she is away on holiday! But never mind, as I know you like sexy sirens wearing red lipstick, I have found someone else to call in on you instead ..... and good news - she will not only massage any bruised areas but has promised to kiss them better as well!

She has already got her red lippy on and is even going to the trouble of curling her hair! (Don't worry it's not Norah Battey in her wrinkled stockings again! LOL) .......

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I hope you are looking after yourself and I hope you weren't badly injured when you fell.


Love Kayleigh x

[Kayleigh]

Which of our lovely men on here do you think would help us?

Hi Dina,

I was going to suggest 'Casanova Carpenter' - but I see he has already offered his services (and no surprise there!) LOL

.... and I note from his post to you, he recommended that you acquire some new batteries (I can't think why? ) ) - perhaps he will want you to send them to him for his hearing aid! LOL

Love Kayleigh x

P.S and if Doug doesn't need the batteries for a hearing aid, please could you send them to me for mine! Lol - that's if you don't need them for something or other of course! Lol

[Gillette]

[Kayleigh, doesn't it always? I was being a bit naughty with my comment.]


Anything you need to know, just PM Dr Doug, Pleasure Consultant. My usual prescription, however, is just to buy new batteries.

Big hug
Doug

So, Dr Doug, when you get your new batteries in place, do you go on forever, like the Duracell bunny? Ha ha ha!

Sorry that you had a fall, Doug. I hope you recover soon, Kayleigh and I need you on top form!