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    #46
    Hi Terry and Barry,

    Some lines you might want to sweet-talk the girl in the shop with....LOL.....

    "You're so hot, even a fireman couldn't put you out!"

    "You're so sweet, you'd easily put 'Tate & Lyle' out of business!"

    Love
    Kayleigh x

    P.S......
    Boy - "Can I buy you a coffee?"
    Girl - "No"
    Boy - "That's ok, you could buy me one instead" LOL
    Last edited by Kayleigh; 5 October 2019, 23:07.

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      #47
      Oh no Kayleigh now you have upset me as Tate & Lyle were the opposition but I can forgive a lady who has your sense of humour. I suspect I will dream tonight of that awful advert “smile it’s Tate & Lyle”.

      Barry x
      I’m going to do this even if it kills me!

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        #48
        Originally posted by Barry52 View Post
        Oh no Kayleigh now you have upset me as Tate & Lyle were the opposition but I can forgive a lady who has your sense of humour. I suspect I will dream tonight of that awful advert “smile it’s Tate & Lyle”.

        Barry x
        Hi Sugar Daddy,

        I have found a Farmer and a Barber who prefer a brand of sugar that might be more your cup of tea too??? ....

        http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8FEJBjzmJ-E

        http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fRJVcuoURYw

        See you later sweetie!

        Kayleigh x

        P.S .....

        What is the gender neutral term for a Sugar Daddy?
        ' A Glucose Guardian' LOL
        Last edited by Kayleigh; 6 October 2019, 17:02.

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          #49
          Originally posted by Terry View Post
          Very good, Kayleigh,

          The shop girl is quite nice in her own way. We get along well but I just try to wind her up and make her sort of smile.

          Terry
          Hi Terry,

          I don't think the shop girl appreciates what a nice and sweet-natured person you are Terry! Next time you see her, you might want to put her straight about that by saying .....

          "Candy is sweet to eat. Sweet words are good to say. Sweet people are rare to meet... OMG! ... lucky you, how did you find me?!"

          Saying that should get a reaction from her (one way or another! LOL)

          She might accuse you of sugar coating your true personality and she might need further convincing about what a sweetheart you really are?! LOL

          But you never know, she might be so convinced by your sweet-talking, that she even whispers sweet-nothings in your ear and offers to be your 'Sugar Baby'! (but don't tell sweet-toothed Sugar Daddy Barry, because I think he likes to keep all the 'Sugar Babies' for himself LOL. )

          Love,
          Kayleigh
          Last edited by Kayleigh; 6 October 2019, 18:22.

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            #50
            Nice one Kayleigh, although I gave up sugar in my tea years ago but I still have it in coffee and baking. I understand using the farmer in the advert since he grows the sugar beet but I’m not sure where the barber fits.

            Shortly after joining the company back in 1973 they produced a promotional LP record with cover versions of songs with sugar references. It was never on sale as it was intended to be given to our customers i.e. the retailers. The cover sleeve would not have been politically correct today as it depicted a semi naked black lady covered in golden syrup which wouldn’t have caused a stir in the era. My copy was discarded when I got rid of my record player.

            One of my favorite songs on the album is https://youtu.be/3B0Y3LUqr1Q

            Barry x
            I’m going to do this even if it kills me!

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              #51
              Hi Barry,

              I agree that the advert featuring the barber seems a bit random - but perhaps he is an example of a businessman who might need to stock quite a lot of sugar (if he offers tea and coffee to his clients)?

              ... and as 'sugaring' is a method of body hair removal, the barber might have put sugar-wax (containing Silver Spoon Sugar) on his head - which might be why he is bald? LOL

              The picture on the record cover does sound very 1970's! - and it probably would be more PC these days if the lady had been pouring the golden syrup on her pancakes (rather than wearing it as edible underwear!) LOL

              That's a great song by the Rolling Stones. There were probably some other great classic tracks on there ... and going back to the lady on the LP cover, perhaps one of them was 'Pour some Sugar On Me' by Def Leppard !?! ... perhaps not? ... but it wouldn't surprise me if the well known 'Sugar Sugar' song was included ....
              http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nE2spOw_o

              Love
              Kayleigh
              Last edited by Kayleigh; 6 October 2019, 23:04.

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