The daily dribble

[Barry52]

If only I could grow dreadlocks Dina but I did have long hair in the 60’s and it strangely disappeared in the 70’s.

Since Kayleigh mentioned wheelchair dancing it reminds me of our son’s wedding 2 weeks ago. There was me sitting in my wheelchair enjoying the wine while watching everyone dancing when a crazy lady pushed me onto the dance floor and started spinning me around. After the initial shock I started to enjoy it and the embarrassment subsided. I ended up doing my own wheelies but I realised that I was the only one left on the dance floor. I suspect that the wine had gone to my head and I was due to be ejected for being a danger. Just think of the fun I could have had if I had taken my power wheelchair. This song comes to mind https://youtu.be/hAx6mYeC6pY

See you lovely ladies at the next gig since I need a dance partner.

Barry x

[Gillette]

Ha ha ha, Barry. I can think of one or two people I could be tempted to M****r on the D***e F***r!

[Deb]

Ha.. it would definitely be murder on the dance floor if I was in my powerchair but it could be fun!

We need a playlist for our night out clubbing! How about.. wheels on fire or spinning around.

Love Debbie x

[Terry]

Hi Dina and Terry,

Hi Dina

I hope that today has been ok for you. I see that TC has posted another instalment in his 'coffee shop capers'! He probably knows all the cafes and coffee shops in Suffolk - and, undoubtedly, all the girls who work in them as well! LOL!

Love Kayleigh x

Hi Terry

Are you supervising the women's aqua-aerobics session again? (undoubtedly Casanova Carpenter will be very jealous!! LOL).

As always you will be popular with the ladies there, and they might also be attracted by your snacks ... so probably a good idea to keep a close eye on all that very tasty fruit - as well as your very tempting nuts! LOL

I guess you don't take sugar in you coffee (because you are definitely sweet enough! ) - but it wouldn't surprise me if you always ask for extra cream! LOL

Love and hugs,
Kayleigh xx

A lot of people in Costa's around here know, I guess it's because I'm so good and nice. Some of there customers know me as well. I am not shy in using my talking machine and when I'm standing up in my wheelchair I am quite unmissable being around six and a half feet.

Some of them know me well and are nasty to me, in a nice way.

Never here when the aqua aerobics is on. Grandad used to go to one class with his wife, I would ask if he went perving yesterday, once someone read it on my talking machine, whops.

I used to go swimming before the class and many of the women wanted me to stay.

My nuts and fruit are kept under the counter and I do get some comments about my nuts. Also I sometimes ask people if they would like a date.

I don't have sugar and do have extra creams, however did you know.

Love Terry

[Kayleigh]

Very glad to see your 'coffee shop capers' are back on the forum Terry,
I was feeling a bit fed up but now I feel all cheered up and happy!

I'm not surprised you are a hit with the cafe girls and customers too,
and they are so charmed by you, they probably wouldn't mind if you jumped the cafe queue!

With your fun loving ways and sweet-talking talking-machine,
its no wonder that you get away with asking for extra portions of cream!

The tales and stories you tell are interesting and amusing and always told with flair,
although some of those tales might be as tall as you are in your high-tech standing wheelchair?

You are an extremely popular gentleman who never fails to attract a crowd,
especially as the music you play is always very entertaining - and rather loud! LOL

A connoisseur and lover of fruit & nut snacks and creamy coffee,
you also enjoy you wife's home cooking - especially her roast dinners with plenty of gravy!

Motorbike racing is one of your favourite sports to watch on TV,
often while munching on savoury snacks and occasionally washed down by a beer or 3!

You have a wealth of knowledge about DIY, mobility aids and household gadgets too,
and all the support and advice you regularly give shows how much you care - it's very true!

Not only do you have plenty of fans in Costa's but you are also much loved in this forum family too.
You are as cool as your avatar Top Cat and you are also a Top Bloke through and through!

Love and hugs to you TC and everyone in this fabulous forum family,
Kayleigh x

[Ellie]

Lovely to see we've our own Forum Poet Laureate in Kayleigh

I'm watching the GBBO atm, while multi-tasking may be one of my many talents, poetry definitely is not!!

Keep it up Kayleigh.

Love Ellie.

[Kayleigh]

Thanks Ellie,

I haven't written one of my 'rhyming ramblings' for a while but Terry inspired me with his latest capers - plus the football is on TV in my house and although I quite like watching it, it doesn't merit all of my attention LOL

Supermarket Sweep was good last night. I was very impressed that I could answer ALL the questions correctly (not very surprising though, as they are even easier than most of the questions on Tipping Point LOL).

Ok, I admit, I told a little porky - I couldn't answer the question about the TV show Love Island (because my taste in TV shows isn't that bad! LOL).

Only complaint I have about the revamped Supermarket Sweep is that it isn't tacky enough!!! LOL

I hope you and your family enjoy watching GBBO.

Love Kayleigh xx

[Kayleigh]

Now, now girls, put your handbags and nails away and be friends. LOL

Love Terry

Don't worry Terry - I promise the exchanges of banter will stay playful and there won't be any catfights! LOL

A glamourpuss like me would never get into a catfight anyway - and it would probably end up in cat-astrophe for a domesti-cat-ed, delicate kitty like me (I leave the catfighting to the wildcats, alleycats and polecats!). LOL

I can cat-egorically say that handbags at dawn isn't my style. I wouldn't want my cute kitten heals or designer pawbag to get damaged or scatched - and it would be pawfull if the make-up I need for my daily beautifications was cat-apolted out of the bag and got scattered. LOL

I wouldn't want my purrrrrfectly tied bow to get dislo-cat-ed either!

I don't mind if a Tom-Cat says 'Hello Kitty' to me though! LOL

Love
Kayleigh x

[Terry]

Your crackers, Kayleigh;

Love Tom-Cat

[Kayleigh]

Your crackers, Kayleigh;

Love Tom-Cat

It wouldn't surprise you to know that one of my favourite TV programmes as a child was 'Crackerjack' .... and when I was older, I was the main presenter on the spin off-show 'Crackerkayleigh' LOL

Love and hugs,
The Kitty

[Terry]

Your be handy just before christmas, Kayleigh;

It's five O-clock, it's Friday. Maybe I've got the wrong program.

Love Terry

[Kayleigh]

P.S TC...

Are you going out trick or treating with me tomorrow night?

I've already got my costume on, in eager anticipation that Tom-Cat will protect me from any cat-calls and in return I will offer a share in my tasty sweet treats! ...

.. on the strict understanding that what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too!!! LOL

(but if we are offered any tricks - I will gladly donate all of my share of those to you!)

Hugs
The Kitty

[Kayleigh]

Your be handy just before christmas, Kayleigh;

It's five O-clock, it's Friday. Maybe I've got the wrong program.

Love Terry

I always keep the jokes from the Christmas crackers because they come in very handy to entertain/annoy people - all year round!! ...LOL....

- What did one snowman say to another snowman?
I don't know about you, but I can smell carrots! LOL

Yes, Crackerjack was on every Friday afternoon at '5 to 5' and the theme song was sung by Chas & Dave ...
http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3N8xdv9327s

Another program I used to watch on the BBC was Blue Peter. But my mum banned me from watching it - she got fed up with me nicking all her rolls of double-sided sticky tape, emptying the washing-up liquid bottles and removing the inner cardboard from all the toilet and kitchen rolls (so that I could use them for the craft projects demonstrated on Blue Peter!). LOL

'Crackerkayleigh' was on ITV at a different time - in the morning at 3am, so that if someone woke up in the night, they could watch that program and they would get back to sleep very quickly! LOL

The other option was watching what was on the BBC channel at that time (which was marginally less boring than watching 'Crackerkayleigh') ... LOL....
http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncmg3bxtTB0

Love,
The Kitty
P.S...
- What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Paws. LOL

I'm going to take a break from rabbiting now - so that I can have a Kit-Kat and then a kitty-nap.

[Kayleigh]

P.S TC...

Are you going out trick or treating with me tomorrow night?

I've already got my costume on, in eager anticipation that Tom-Cat will protect me from any cat-calls and in return I will offer a share in my tasty sweet treats! ...

.. on the strict understanding that what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine too!!! LOL

(but if we are offered any tricks - I will gladly donate all of my share of those to you!)

Hugs
The Kitty

As you didn't reply TC (not that I should be surprised - as CC warned me about you being a kitty-teaser!! LOL), I found some kitty friends to go trick or treating with instead:-

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VGnVmTN_kyc

.... and we are now on the way to CC's (in Jersey) for her Halloween Party (oops....didn't you get invited??? LOL)...

http://https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8VPlUueBy4E

Happy Halloween hugs!
Kitty Kayleigh x

[ccinjersey]

I did warn you early on not to offer him your treats Kayleigh

xox