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matthew55

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I just don't believe it!!

1 June 2021, 19:47

I post what others are not saying so in honour of that I have a gleaming bum thanks to my bio bidet posterior wash and the manual application of liquid soap!! Pure Heaven achieved!!! 😍😍🤗🤗xxx

Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx
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Nettie

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1 June 2021, 19:50

I’m going on holiday to have a shower and use the toilet lol 😂😂😂 I can’t wait!!!

Janette x
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Barry52

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1 June 2021, 22:23

Enjoy your trip to Wales Janette x

I’m going to do this even if it kills me!
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denise

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2 June 2021, 07:27

Suppose it could be worse Matthew could have posted a photo. 😉

when i can think of something profound i will update this.
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Nettie

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2 June 2021, 11:29

Originally posted by Barry52 View Post

Enjoy your trip to Wales Janette x

Thanks Barry 😊 x

Janette x
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Suefromwakey

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2 June 2021, 11:31

Dear Victor that put a picture in my mind

Husband Albert diagnosed PMA Feb 21
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Heather R

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3 June 2021, 13:10

Glad you're getting away Janette, have a lovely time. Matthew, I too now have a biobidet, what with warm seat and even an enema facility, what luxuries we get with mnd.........x

Diagnosed July 2020, ALS bulbar onset. PEG and ventilator (mainly at night), and pretty poor speech, but legs still about functioning!
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matthew55

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3 June 2021, 14:07

My BIo really has changed my life to a better place. Going is now a pleasurable experience! 🤭😁😀😍xx

Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx
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Nettie

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3 June 2021, 14:11

I can’t wait to get mine, I think mine is a Geberit 🚽 oh the joys 🙈 xx

Janette x
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Suefromwakey

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3 June 2021, 14:27

Is this what we call toilet humour?

Husband Albert diagnosed PMA Feb 21
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Nettie

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3 June 2021, 14:29

Originally posted by Suefromwakey View Post

Is this what we call toilet humour?

🤣🤣 xx

Janette x
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denise

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3 June 2021, 15:10

I guess they are on a roll! Toilet roll 😄😊😃 oh but if it's a bidet no toilet roll!

when i can think of something profound i will update this.
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Ellie

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3 June 2021, 15:34

Originally posted by matthew55 View Post

My BIo really has changed my life to a better place.

Has it improved your constipation or have you not used that function yet? xx

Diagnosed 03/2007. Sporadic Definite ALS/MND Spinal (hand) Onset.
Significant bulbar impairment - No functional limbs - No speech - Feeding tube - Overnight NIV - Eye gaze user.
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matthew55

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#14

3 June 2021, 19:31

No more smelly and burning bum. And I get more for my money using Turbo. Who wouldn't enjoy a hot enema every day? 😂😁😋😍xx

Bulbar started Jan 2020. Mute and 100% tube fed but mobile and undefeated. Stay Strong 🤗😘🤗😁xx
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denise

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#15

4 June 2021, 05:53

I'm stuck for words but if it does a good job 😄😃😆

when i can think of something profound i will update this.
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